The Pain Of Lley Lley ‘N’ Bum-Chin Summed Up In One Beautiful Photoshop Job

It seems the Cartwright-Hewitts are starting to realise that selling their firstborn souls to the women’s mags may not have been a great idea as it seemed when they discussed it at their remedial English class, with Lleyton Hewitt having a whinge to the UK press about how “We are on the front cover of a certain level of magazine every week,” he said. “The last story was ‘Bec’s Breakdown’, full of lies and made-up quotes, but then a lot of people believe it.”

However, what really tickled our fancy about this story was the masterful bit of Photoshoppery that the News Ltd team managed to whip up for the piece:

Isn’t that visceral? It’s like their pain has been boiled down and reduced to one powerful JPEG. Heady stuff.

And in closing, poor baby, diddums, etc. Maybe think about that next time Ita Buttrose (or whoever) comes knocking at the maternity ward door with a fat chequebook.