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The Justin Timberlake/Britney Spears Info You Shouldn't Want, But Do Anyway
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 9:46 AM on February 8, 2008
Remember that little tidbit about Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears that the The NY Daily News declared just yesterday to be "too vulgar" to print? Well, as everyone who wrote us this week to complain about our Sarah Silverman Is Fucking Matt Damon headline will attest, we're not above (or below) getting our occasional vulgar on. While the tale of Britney and Justin tale pales in comparison to the legend of the Butterscotch Stallion, we'll at least do you the service of burying the fingerlickin' details after the jump.
You made it! Kudos, fellow vulgarity-lovers. At this point everyone and JT's mother knows the pop duo slept together during those glitter-drenched years spent in teenybop heaven, but we didn't know quite how kinky the former Mouseketeers were, or how soon they got it on. Spears famously told W Magazine in 2003 that they'd waited two years to close the deal. But apparently RS heard a different story from one of Spears' old choreographers, who told the mag about an incident that occurred one year into the relationship:
"Timberlake came back to the tour bus after a romp with Spears with a curious request: 'Dude, smell my fingers,' [he] claims Timberlake asked him. 'Just slept with her that night.'"
Just as we expected, chivalry really is dead. But, at the same time, this does go a long way towards explaining why the duo called themselves Stinky and Pinky back in those halcyon days.
- TIMBERLAKE'S 'SMELL MY FINGERS' ROUTINE [Radaronline.com]
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Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.
Posted 12:11 PM 8/2/08
@NoWireHangers: I'm so glad you understand me. I also heard that she was as damp as a dark, mildewy cellar...
Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.
NoWireHangers
Posted 12:11 PM 8/2/08
Didn't Mark McGrath drop the old "smell my finger" about Madonna? I believe it was a few years ago before his career choices were to give back alley hand-jobs or host Extra.
NoWireHangers
NoWireHangers
Posted 12:11 PM 8/2/08
@Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.: Indeed. That was back in the day when she still wore Indian underwear, which was often "creepin' up her trail"...
NoWireHangers
killershrew
Posted 12:11 PM 8/2/08
That's it? I'm disappointed.
killershrew
WGARefugee
Posted 12:11 PM 8/2/08
Dude, smell my fingers was too vulgar for the NYDaily News?
Why it was almost a movie, according to IMDB:
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1. Vashi paltsy pakhnut ladanom! (1993)
aka "Your Fingers Smell of Incense"
WGARefugee
Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.
Posted 12:11 PM 8/2/08
She was as moist as the proverbial snack cake.
Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.
DaniintheValley
Posted 12:11 PM 8/2/08
Awwww. So despite what the tabloids would have us believe, she really was a typical teenage girl! (I think every girl in my high school had her "perfume" shared among the guys...)
DaniintheValley
Garrison Dean
Posted 12:11 PM 8/2/08
They were young! Who, in their youth, didn't offer up the old dipstick smell test to their friends. COME ON!
Garrison Dean
brechtgirl
Posted 1:11 PM 8/2/08
@killershrew: yeah srsly. that is it? smell my finger?
I'd be more impressed/grossed out if he said smell my dick and then whipped it out. so I'll just go with that.
brechtgirl
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 1:11 PM 8/2/08
@Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.: When they're beggin' you please to get down on your knees near their groinage, scusa me, but you see, don't you touch where they pee without coinage.
Sweet Panda Love
kidnextdoor
Posted 1:11 PM 8/2/08
Oh dear, even I'm guilty of the 'smell my finger' from my days of youth. Probably why I'm gay now.
kidnextdoor
el smrtmnky
Posted 1:11 PM 8/2/08
@Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.: Oh, Ramon...
el smrtmnky
hack-a-rific
Posted 1:11 PM 8/2/08
I'm so glad I was unaware of this ritual in high school.
hack-a-rific
LIttle Mintz Sunshine
Posted 3:10 PM 8/2/08
Why do I get the feeling his finger smelled like Cheetos?
LIttle Mintz Sunshine
Miss d
Posted 3:10 PM 8/2/08
Why do I get the feeling that Jt was not her first...
Miss d
CatherineTrammell
Posted 3:10 PM 8/2/08
Oh, to see the look on Lance Bass' face.
CatherineTrammell
NoGrumpys
Posted 3:10 PM 8/2/08
...he did- put then a police officer walked by saying "move along - theres nothing to see here"
that's why he keeps his "Dick in a box
NoGrumpys
Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.
Posted 3:10 PM 8/2/08
@Sweet Panda Love: @el smrtmnky: Good times, good times!
Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.
lrubemp
Posted 6:10 PM 8/2/08
"Smell'em! Smell'em. See! I really do do it with chicks!"
lrubemp
bestdamnedtapper
Posted 6:10 PM 8/2/08
Wake me when the stories of the fourgies with Joey and JC surface. (You know Lance wanted in, but who would have him?)
bestdamnedtapper
lkate78
Posted 5:11 AM 9/2/08
Why is the "Just as we suspected" the funniest response I have read in ages?
lkate78
NoGrumpys
Posted 8:12 AM 9/2/08
"...one is a genius - the other INSANE" - you be the judge
NoGrumpys
Pop Socket
Posted 8:12 AM 9/2/08
Which one was Stinky and which was Pinky? 'Cause it could go either way.
Pop Socket