The Ellen Page Sexuality Sweepstakes
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 2:26 AM on February 29, 2008
Repellent as it was, Jeffrey Wells' suspicion that no teenage boy would ever knock up a girl as "midget-sized" or "scrawny" as he perceived Ellen Page to be in Juno might actually have had some veracity to it. At least accidentally, anyhow, as Michael Musto indirectly suggested on Wednesday:
I mean, come on already, is she??? You know, Lebanese! She certainly dresses like a, you know, tomboy. And if you google "Ellen Page boyfriend," not a whole lot comes up, except for a link to some interview where she refers to an old beau. And if you google "Ellen Page dating," you get the news that she dated Ben Foster, but then you get a followup saying she denies that ever happened. Who did she go to the Oscars with? I couldn't tell from the cropped shots of her, but it looked like she was maybe with her mother? For guys, that used to signify 100% gay, but for girls, it might just mean young and/or Canadian--or, um, gay. ... [L]et's put the dykey pieces together. Is Juno a you know?"
It's not taking long for the pieces to trickle in either: The screengrab of Page's Oscar date, for example; or the careful parsing of everything from her footwear to her ambivalence toward Vanity Fair glamdom. Then there's Jack & Diane, the long-gestating film to which she's attached to star opposite her Juno pal Olivia Thirlby as a young New York lesbian who "must struggle to keep their love alive while hiding the secret that her newly awakened sexual desire occasionally turns her into a werewolf." Brilliant! An Oscar nod and a lesbian werewolf role before she's even 22. I've often visualized Page as the new Jodie Foster -- and she didn't even need to pay her dues in Bugsy Malone! These kids today, I swear.
- Page Will Not Win [Hollywood Elsewhere]
- Ellen Page: Is She or Isn't She? [La Daily Musto]
- Ellen's "Date" at the Oscars [Girlfriend is a Homo]
- What Juno About Ellen Page? [Girlfriend is a Homo]
- Jack & Diane [So and Brad]

Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
ellen page
Posted February 29, 2008 2:26 PM
that lady next to her at the Oscars is her publicist, Kelly Bush. Ellen's dating a 29 yr old woman.
ED: Somehow I suspect you aren't the real Ellen Page. Call it a hunch...
BeAgrestic
Posted 4:11 AM 29/2/08
I could care less if she's gay. It's when you engage in all sorts of shenanigans in order to stay closeted that the public REALLY starts to examine your private life with a microscope.
BeAgrestic
Lydia9
Posted 4:11 AM 29/2/08
I don't see what's so spectacular...is there actually anyone who wasn't a lesbian at age 22?
Lydia9
Artful Slinger
Posted 4:11 AM 29/2/08
I am pretty sure that was a female date next to her at the Oscars and I do hope, if she is, she will "come out" because I think she would be an absolutely perfect role model.
Artful Slinger
DorothyZbornak
Posted 4:11 AM 29/2/08
If she is, I hope she comes out because there's nothing sadder to me than closeted stars. We'll still love you, promise.
DorothyZbornak
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 4:11 AM 29/2/08
They say, "Is she or isn't she?" I say, "Who cares?"
SteamyMcFirecrotch
ATL_Girl_Publicist
Posted 4:11 AM 29/2/08
Why are people so obsessed with who is sleeping with whom and how and when? I really don't get the fascination. And, whether she is or not -- dressing like a tom boy or even being a tom boy (i.e. athletic or outdoorsy) doesn't equal gay. Let the poor girl be!
ATL_Girl_Publicist
windowface
Posted 4:11 AM 29/2/08
well it would only make sense for at least some bi-curiosity, as that IS the primary social fashion for ellen page's primary high-school-girls-who-think-hot-topic-is-real-cool demographic. and her creatively-stunted personality.
windowface
mepo
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
@perphiction: Bardem was gang banged my a group of jezebels so I think not.
mepo
traceygold
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
She turned down a really good lesbian role in another film because of the werewolf movie. Either her, or her handlers, didn't want her to be associated with too many lesbian characters. Lame.
traceygold
HeatherNumber1
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
Oh shit. By this logic, my 21-year-old self was a big old lezzie.
HeatherNumber1
Erin-MJ
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
"Repellent as it was, Jeffrey Wells' suspicion that no teenage boy would ever knock up a girl as "midget-sized" or "scrawny" as he perceived Ellen Page to be in Juno might actually have had some veracity to it."
Is Jeffrey Wells gay himself? The teenage boys I've known would knock up a yeti, as long as they got to have real sex in the process. Also, asshole, Ellen Page is cute, whichever sex she's into.
Erin-MJ
kentuckienne
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
Well, you know Canadians. But in all seriousness, who cares? Not having a boyfriend isn't proof you're a lesbian -- it's having a girlfriend.
kentuckienne
bowlingfordollars
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
@J.D.Regent: :::::rimshot::::
and yes, totes gay. hel-LO!
bowlingfordollars
sybann
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
who fucking cares.
sybann
Mark Graham
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
@CrankYank: Classic.
Mark Graham
westvillagegirl
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
@DukeLaCrosse: Is your name supposed to be some kind of joke? Call me a humorless boner killer, but I don't think it's funny at all.
westvillagegirl
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
Ellen should apply to be Tom Cruise's fourth wife, and all those gay rumors will definitely be put to rest!
Sweet Panda Love
J.D.Regent
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
@ATL_Girl_Publicist: really? then you're in the wrong business, sister.
J.D.Regent
DukeLaCrosse
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
@perphiction: Um, I'M calling Javier gay.
DukeLaCrosse
decoitous
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
Explain to me how an actors' sexuality is pertinent to their talent? Give the girl some time -- if she has a closet to come out of, then let her exit gracefully. If not, then leave her alone.
decoitous
secretagentman
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
@starsof1889: Thanks, but I liken that word to the 'n' word, so it's in no way endearing.
As for Ellen, though we are not friends, I know her well enough to know she isn't gay, but if she was, and may end up being so (because who really has that nailed down completely at 21?), she wouldn't hide it.
secretagentman
starsof1889
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
really!!! who cares? these are trivial issues that are not relevant to her talent or achievements. Michael Musto is one of the more annoying queens in the industry...i don't think we should ever care about somebody's sexuality...it tends to distract from their artform. Get over fag sniffers...and i mean fag in the most endearing way. like i would never call michael musto a fag because he is annoying as hell!
starsof1889
luckymolly
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
If she's a lesbian, I hope she calls me. I will totally ditch my boyfriend for her, though I haven't seen Juno.
luckymolly
CrankYank
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
Musto really sounds like my aunt talking over the back fence. Next he'll probably mention that Britney's Aunt Flo is visiting, thank god, because who knows the scandal otherwise!
CrankYank
westvillagegirl
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
I don't understand. Who the fuck cares? She's 21, for god's sake. Not everyone has rows of notches on their bedpost by then. Just cuz she's not Lilo (sorry BangieB) doesn't make her a lesbian. And so what if she is?
westvillagegirl
JulieJewel
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
Ellen is seated with her publicist, Kelly Bush (no pun intended) she's one of the partner's in ID PR...and she's a power lesbian.
(totally out, adopted baby with her female partner)
JulieJewel
perphiction
Posted 5:30 AM 29/2/08
Ummm, Javier Bardem went to the Oscars with his mother and nobody is calling him gay.
perphiction
rosie7
Posted 6:19 AM 29/2/08
Oh man this is funny.
Yesterday my boyfriends roomate was telling me that the guys he works construction with would not shut up about Ellen Page and how hot she is. Apparently one guy said (and I quote) " I would drag my balls through a mile...no ten miles of glass for a sniff of that seat".
I am not making this up.
rosie7
GoodEmployee
Posted 6:19 AM 29/2/08
Doesn't going to the Oscars with your PUBLICIST make you gay? That's more gay than going a sibling or parent.
GoodEmployee
gwendolyn
Posted 6:19 AM 29/2/08
Until I read the comments, just based on the photo, I thought she had gone to the Oscars with Karen Hughes, which would answer any questions of gay sexual orientation in the affirmative for both of them...
gwendolyn
BAngieB
Posted 6:19 AM 29/2/08
Bite me, Musto. I don't care one way or the other, unless she is a lesbian and lies about it.
Also, the term "gay lover" really pisses me off.
BAngieB
marvel girl
Posted 6:19 AM 29/2/08
Actually, ever since she played kitty pryde, my boyfriends wanted to do her. like BAD. And I do to, but I'm a girl, so maybe there is truth to this...
marvel girl
Det. Philangie
Posted 6:19 AM 29/2/08
@traceygold: Is it a scheduling conflict or not wanting to be associated with lesbian roles? Because it's one or the other, in this instance.
Det. Philangie
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 6:19 AM 29/2/08
@WGARefugee: It certainly explains the hair in "No Country for Old Men."
Also, feel free to make cunt/no men/lesbian jokes in your own imagination, kids!
Sweet Panda Love
WGARefugee
Posted 6:19 AM 29/2/08
So Javier Bardem is a lesbian. This explains Penelope Cruz so much!
WGARefugee
JustZoot
Posted 6:19 AM 29/2/08
By their logic, I was a lesbian. Finding Chucks comfortable does not a lesbian make. Can't a 20 year old run around in jeans & tshirts anymore? sheesh.
Ellen Page does not strike me as someone who would hide in the closet.
JustZoot
KLondike5
Posted 6:19 AM 29/2/08
It's sadly ironic that out gay men like Musto are propogating the idea that being gay is somehow scandalous.
KLondike5
hack-a-rific
Posted 6:19 AM 29/2/08
Oh, great, you're forcing me to defend Juno again…the one thing I liked about that movie was the portrayal of a young woman that wasn't the stereotype of femininity (and yet she can still be loved!). NEWS FLASH: Not all STRAIGHT women want to get all dolled-up everyday to please society. It's not natural-it's a social construct. That concludes my rant. Thank you.
P.S. Musto's a moron.
hack-a-rific
mepo
Posted 6:19 AM 29/2/08
Hard Candy probably didn't help matters. Such a good movie.
mepo
foofer
Posted 7:31 AM 29/2/08
it's a win win for her. Just makes her more famous. Good for Musto for making her more mysterious. Will the Tabloids follow next? Looking forward to Star magazine and Us covers soon.
foofer
whitekidinflatbush
Posted 7:31 AM 29/2/08
It's like there's a rule now where if you're a young upstart in Hollywood, you have to be dogged with gay rumors for at least a year before people get bored. Musto probably thinks that by doing this to a young female actor instead of a male one, he's doing something for equality. May he fall off his bike and sprain an ankle.
@hack-a-rific: I'll defend it too, because it was refreshing that the Juno character was friends with the hot cheerleader. In any other teen movie those characters wouldn't be caught dead talking to each other.
whitekidinflatbush
MrRewrite
Posted 7:31 AM 29/2/08
BAngieB: oh, i also can't stand the term 'gay lover,' as if gay men or women are characters in a Russian novel, with no connection to mundane events like: picking up the dry-cleaning and recycling egg cartons.
MrRewrite
MrRewrite
Posted 7:31 AM 29/2/08
Musto is a drama-seeking journo-queen. Page is a talented young actress, and given that the world is run by straight males, we're only really threatened by gay male sexuality anyways; lezzie-ness is a non-starter, so it's moot as to whether she's into gals. A complete non-story, and in any case if she is a lipstick lez, that's a whole realm of fantasy for young straight men, right? So once again they win, either way. yippie. Now go.
MrRewrite
Tippi from Toronto
Posted 7:31 AM 29/2/08
Why the fuck is it relevant what gender Ellen Page prefers to have sex with? It's not like she's out there like Travolta and Cruise, so desperate to appear straight that they're in fake marriages and trying to sell the world on their straightness.
Who cares?
This offends me on so many levels. And as a gay man, Musto should be ashamed of himself. It's nobody's business.
LEAVE ELLEN PAGE ALONE!
Tippi from Toronto
secretagentman
Posted 7:31 AM 29/2/08
@Erin-MJ: No, Jeffrey Wells is the pig that begged the director of 3:10 to Yuma for stills of actress Vinessa Shaw's topless scene. Do a search on deadlinehollywooddaily.com for the whole sleazy story(private emails and all). I'm guessing Jeffrey hates any woman who wouldn't want to bone him.
secretagentman
gorillavsmarykate
Posted 7:31 AM 29/2/08
This is just like Perez Hilton's thing where he pretty much forces people to come out (like NPH or Lance Bass, for example) because he's out, and damnit, everyone should be.
gorillavsmarykate
KingHater
Posted 8:40 AM 29/2/08
I'd do her.
What?
KingHater
OldTowneTavern
Posted 8:40 AM 29/2/08
Colin Farrell went to the Oscars with his mother, and I don't think he's gay. Of course, his mother is so pretty that could just be plain old incest.
OldTowneTavern
Moimeme
Posted 8:40 AM 29/2/08
@Lydia9: Ummmm, over here. Hi!
Moimeme
BestFrenemies
Posted 8:40 AM 29/2/08
@rosie7: wow, that is hilarious.
BestFrenemies
revmatty
Posted 8:40 AM 29/2/08
I'll chime in on the side of "Who knows? Who CARES?". I have zero interest in the personal lives of celebrities, let alone their sex lives (I understand the incongruity of stating this on defamer: my wife follows this stuff so I have to track the headlines so I have a vague clue what she's talking about). Are they a good actor/singer/dancer/whatever it is they're famous for? That's what I care about.
And I realize that by that standard Paris Hilton is a very accomplished publicity whore/heiress. I didn't say it was a perfect standard.
revmatty
flippin
Posted 9:30 AM 29/2/08
WHO CARES about Ellen's orientation!....Oh, wait, has someone already made that comment? More like a few dozen? Oh well, I may as well just restate it again! Good god, what's happened to this place? Nick Denton must be creaming his pants.
flippin
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 9:30 AM 29/2/08
I don't care about her sexual preferences as I am more concerned about important issues, like if her knees look like Toffee-Fays or French Burnt Peanuts.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Mark Graham
Posted 9:55 AM 29/2/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine: They look like melted Malteasers topped with Smarties.
Mark Graham
judithvansteppes
Posted 11:00 AM 29/2/08
Jack and Diane? Why no John Cougar Mellencamp jokes people?
Can't we all share the collective bitterness that comes with the knowledge that Ellen Page is too young/Haligonian to be our own personal sweetheart? I might be a fine girl, what a good wife I would be, but her life, her love and her lady is the sea.....
judithvansteppes
NoGrumpys
Posted 11:00 AM 29/2/08
...so the Hamburger Phone was a Filet O Fish sandwich?!!
NoGrumpys
OldTowneTavern
Posted 11:25 AM 29/2/08
Let's get a Venn diagram on this. Some Ellen's are in entertainment. Some Ellens are gay, but not all Ellens in entertainment are gay. However, all Ellens not in entertainment are ready for hot girl on girl action at the flash of a nipple.
OldTowneTavern
Atomboy
Posted 12:15 PM 29/2/08
I care. But only because it would be way hot if she was doing it with other girls.
Atomboy
sonofabiscuit
Posted 2:16 PM 29/2/08
Because everyone knows that girls with non-fancy shoes=lesbianDUH.
sonofabiscuit
yvonnjanae
Posted 6:04 PM 29/2/08
I think Duke LaCrosse is a hilarious screen name. But maybe not for the right reasons
yvonnjanae
The Authority
Posted 12:19 PM 6/3/08
Them, not then. Sorry. Looking back on this story, and how I was stupid enough to turn down an Oscar date with a name celebrity, makes me mad enough to misspell.
For God's sake, I could have had Bacon Cup.
The Authority
The Authority
Posted 12:19 PM 6/3/08
In 1995 I was invited to the Academy Awards as the date of someone of the opposite sex from me. I turned then down because I thought they weren't serious, but they were - they were just embarrassed, bad at dating, and didn't have anybody to take along. This unnamed individual ended up taking their mother to the Oscars. That person was, and still is, heterosexual.
The Authority