Switch to Direct TV Before Kathy Bates Bludgeons Your Feet With A Sledgehammer!
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 11:05 AM on February 21, 2008
We've all seen those ads where eerily young-looking versions of actors interrupt their classic movie scenes to hawk Direct TV. But the above installment, in which Kathy Bates reprises her Oscar winning role from Misery, kicks off what we're imagining will be a brand new trend. Instead of interrupting just any old movie scene, Direct TV is gonna start interrupting the most disturbing movie scenes of all time.
Just picture it with us. Dustin Hoffman will tell us about how affordable it is to make the switch from cable while getting his teeth drilled in Marathon Man. Then, Michael Madsen will tell us how easy Direct TV is to set up while slicing off that cop's ear in Reservoir Dogs. But the ad we're most excited about will feature Jodie Foster in The Accused. Right in the middle of that infamous rape scene, Jodie will turn to the camera and say, "Just imagine how awesome this pinball machine would look in high definition!"


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heidiho
Posted 12:41 PM 21/2/08
They started this trend a while ago. Remember...
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heidiho
Benovite
Posted 12:41 PM 21/2/08
Ok that technology they used in X-Men 3 to make Ian and Patrick look younger is getting out of hand!
But I'd die to see that Accused commercial lol.
Benovite
el smrtmnky
Posted 1:41 PM 21/2/08
i hear pigs blood looks hot in HD.
el smrtmnky
FreedomFries
Posted 3:41 PM 21/2/08
I can't wait until Javier Barden and the old guy in the store start talking about Direct TV. Sign me up!!
FreedomFries
mothrafairy
Posted 5:01 PM 21/2/08
Linda Blair: "Now, with Direct TV, the sow can be YOURS. Lick me. Lick me!"
mothrafairy
mandelion
Posted 7:01 PM 21/2/08
I looked all damn night for this last night after seeing it. THANK YOU!!
mandelion
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 3:36 AM 22/2/08
Heeeeeeeere's Johnny! Now busting through the door in High Def from Direct TV!
SteamyMcFirecrotch
bluelanugo
Posted 9:22 AM 26/2/08
I'm looking forward to the craggy splendor of Edward James Olmos in HD.
bluelanugo