Showdown at Showtime: The Email That Everyone Is Talking About
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 3:07 AM on February 15, 2008
Late last night, we received an anonymous email explaining the details behind an ugly incident that recently went down between two Vice Presidents at Showtime, an incident that ended up with one of the two Veeps getting fired. This email was initially distributed to a number of Showtime staffers but quickly made its way to the outside world (Nikki Finke is proclaiming it as being "the talk of Hollywood"). The full tale involves an intimate birthday dinner, an expense account gone wrong, an employee in a position of power known as "Mr. Untouchable" and a whole Valley full of tears. While names have been redacted to protect the (potentially) innocent, that doesn't make the juice any less tasty. Read the sordid tale of the people we'll call Thing 1, Thing 2 and Thing 3 after the jump!
Subject: [THING 2] To everyone at Showtime - I am writing this letter to let everyone know what really happened to our good friend [THING 1], who worked at our company for over 13 years.[THING 1] did not resign - she was blindsided by Mr. Untouchable, [THING 2], and the "powers that be" at our wonderful company Showtime.
About a month ago [THING 1] was asked to go out to dinner by [THING 3] and [THING 2] for [THING 3]'s birthday party. The attendees were [THING 3] , his parents, his sister, [THING 1], her husband, and [THING 2], and his wife.At the end of the dinner [THING 2] told [THING 1] to pay for the dinner on her Showtime American Express card. [THING 2] being [THING 1]'s boss, she didn't hesitate and paid the bill. After all he was the one who approved her expenses.
About 2 weeks later [THING 1] was called down to HR to talk about this particular incident. [THING 1] responded with nothing but the truth. Implicating herself in the process. Yes she lied on her expense report, however [THING 2] told her to do so.
This is where it gets good. After her conversation with HR [THING 3] called [THING 1] in a panic, asking her what they had asked and what he should expect when he was called down to HR. While on the phone with [THING 1], [THING 2] stormed into [THING 3]'s office (also in a panic) and told [THING 3] to outright lie, and say that [THING 2] was there for only one drink and then left. And to then tell HR that [THING 1] volunteered to pay for the dinner. Removing [THING 2] from the dinner and therefore out of harms way. [THING 3] at first was reluctant, but [THING 2] said, "I need you to protect me so I can protect you and [THING 1]" almost verbatim.
[THING 2] left the room and [THING 1], still on the phone and hearing all of this told [THING 3] to do what is right and tell the truth.
Spineless [THING 3] in turn went down to HR and did exactly what [THING 2] wanted him to do. He lied. After the meeting with HR [THING 3] slithered his way up to [THING 1]'s office crying and profusely apologized. "I can't believe I did that to you." He wept.The very next day (after a sleepless night I would imagine) [THING 3] stormed down to HR and did the right thing. He told them he had lied and that [THING 2] not only was at the dinner the whole
night, not only told [THING 1] to pay for the bill, but he also told him to lie to HR not more than 12 hours ago.After all this, Showtime not only fires a woman who has dedicated years of her life to this disgusting company, but they let [THING 2] off without so much as a slap on the wrist. They should all be ashamed of themselves. Disgusting.
The funniest thing about [THING 2] is that he really thinks we all genuinely like him. The fact of the matter is we ALL secretly despise him, but because we all fear him so much we would never say it to his face. And by the way [THING 2], everyone talks about you behind your back. How does that feel? This is just another reason for all of us to fear him. If he can walk away from this and the other countless things he's done to previous employees, we should all beware. Who's next on [THING 2]'s list? This is a disgusting excuse for a human being, who has made more enemies at every job he's ever worked, accepts absolutely no culpability, and still he moves up the ladder. Crazy, the innocent get flushed down the toilet and the ruthless assholes move forward.
This is not entirely [THING 2] fault. Showtime is hugely to blame here. How many people have to suffer, for Showtime to actually get off their asses and do something about a guy who has a file on him thicker than Webster's dictionary. He's a lawsuit waiting to happen, and I know many people who can't wait for that day.
We all know [THING 1] and how she conducted herself here at Showtime for 13 plus years and how classy of a lady she is. She has been nothing but a friend to all of us (even to [THING 2], blech), and it is just so sad that a woman like that gets the shaft.
I for one would like to say that [THING 1] being fired for this Asshole shows what kind of people we work for. She did nothing wrong, except listened to [THING 2].
[THING 1] you should know, you're so much better than them. Sleep well at night knowing that. Thank every day you are not part of this disgusting company any longer. Enjoy your life. You have a beautiful
new baby, a great husband, and real friends who you know you can count on. I love you and will miss you very much.I thought everyone had a right to know the truth.
Anonymous

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miss_msry
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
Thingamajig.
miss_msry
thehmsbeagle
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
Thing 2 is Rich Licata. Allegedly.
thehmsbeagle
TryThisAtHome
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
Names! I want Names!
TryThisAtHome
Miss d
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
"Now, now children. Stop rubbing sand in each others eyes..."
Seriously - they all need a good spanking...
Miss d
WGARefugee
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
I think this is really an allegory about the powers our genitalia exert over our quotidian lives.
WGARefugee
Desk_hack
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine: Michael De Luca or Don Simpson?
Desk_hack
I'm Waitin' for Dolemite
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
now if only this were from the LOGO network and it was MISS THING 1, 2 and 3
I'd read the whole damn email.
I'm Waitin' for Dolemite
LIttle Mintz Sunshine
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
In my early days, this boring expense account "scandal" would have at least involved drugs, amounts approaching six figures, hookers and some hi-jinks involving a Xerox machine. If you're gonna go down, go down in flames and take everyone with you..
LIttle Mintz Sunshine
sharpeiboy
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
@Glass_Family:
The man from the greeting card company tried to sell me a pop-up caricature card of HIS [Thing].
sharpeiboy
mcginstein
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
But how does this affect Weeds?!
mcginstein
Garrison Dean
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
WHOAH, so you mean to say that higher-ups in Hollywood are shady, egotistical, untrustworthy, scumbags?! Well I never...
Garrison Dean
NoGrumpys
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
"Why thank you Thing"
------Morticia Addams - "The Addams Family"
NoGrumpys
Glass_Family
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
@sharpeiboy: Did you expose your thing to the man from the greeting card company?
Glass_Family
Artful Slinger
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
@Glass_Family: Um that must have one big ol expensive dinner to catch the attention of HR and accounting.
And next time, just give fake names, so I'm thinking about Flavor Flav and the two twins.
Artful Slinger
sharpeiboy
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
It would have been a much better story if [THING1] had exposed his [THING].
sharpeiboy
Glass_Family
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
I think I just got the bends from reading that.
Can I raise my hand here and say I've probably done worse shit than this? I don't think I'd be alone.
Glass_Family
NYM
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
Are you sure this story is about Showtime and NOT The New York Times?
NYM
IKnowThings
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
That was stupid too. Dwight didn't have to reveal he was schtupping Angela. He could have said he was just delivering the expense reports to be nice. Way blown out of proportion.
IKnowThings
Midge
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
@SugartitsMcFirecrotch: But the Lorax is good! I think you mean the Once-ler.
Midge
Midge
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
@Big John: Ha! They sort of already did it though when Michael fires Dwight after he covers for Angela and takes the fall for her.
Midge
D Day
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
Superior encourages underling to lie on expense account. Underling gets busted. Blames gets passed around. Someone complains about favoritism.
This gets "the talk of Hollywood" status??
I've sat in weekly agency staff meetings with more drama, cursing, controversy and terminations than this.
D Day
TheStarterWife
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
@heidiho: My guess is their assistant.
Seanibus nailed it - If you cannot fake an expense report in this town, you have no business being in power. (And if accounting and HR actually call you out on such expenses, you might want to consider taking them out to dinner from time to time.)
TheStarterWife
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
@Midge: The Lorax
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
stubee
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
@heidiho: Thing 3 was the birthday guy. His birthday was the reason for the dinner/expense. I am guessing he is single or his wife was out of town since his parents and sister were at the gathering and no mention of his wife being there.
stubee
Smackdown
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
Some coworker.
Smackdown
DrFeelgood
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
"YAWN"
DrFeelgood
heidiho
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
I get that Thing 2 is Thing 1's boss. Who is Thing 3?
heidiho
Midge
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
Why is everyone protecting Thing 2?
Names please. Although I think we all already know...
Midge
hack-a-rific
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
Paging Machiavelli...yeah, same old industry hijinx. I wish a studio/network HR dept could actually enforce CA law, but no, it's Hollywood, we're special.
hack-a-rific
Malegirdle
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
why was Thing 1 called down to HR to begin with?
Malegirdle
Big John
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
Print that email out and assign the following names:
Thing2 - Michael, Thing 1 - Dwight, Thing 3 - Jim.
Writers on "The Office": fold up paper and place into desk for gripping series finale.
Big John
toastball
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
Christ, that was confusing. My ADD wouldnt even let me finish it.
toastball
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
My statues are gold,
My actions are bold,
I have a grudge I like to hold.
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Seanibus
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
How could this company allow anyone rise to VP level without knowing how to convincingly fake an expense report?
Seanibus
TedSez
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
Somebody's getting a visit from Dexter.
TedSez
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
who knew green eggs and ham were so expensive?
bess marvin, girl detective
junkie
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
Jeez, had to read it twice to follow everyTHING!
Without the juicy deets of that Webster-like file, it all seems a bit ho-hum from my jaded industry perspective.
It'll make for a nice Entourage ep, ripped from the headlines...
junkie
A Pimp Named Daver4470
Posted 4:27 PM 16/2/08
Boy, the Cat in the Hat really has some bad HR problems....
A Pimp Named Daver4470