Shocking Report: Vanity Fair Oscar Party Canceled
[UPDATE after the jump.] In a potential development that flies in the face of the prevailing feelings of Cautious Optimism sweeping the town, Radar reports that Graydon Carter is canceling Hollywood's favorite post-awards-ceremony orgy, the Vanity Fair Oscar party. (Which, you no doubt recall, was relocated to the CAA cafeteria to better facilitate the agency's poaching of the winners.)
Did Carter not hear Academy president Sid Ganis' luncheon proclamation that his show would go on, even in the now seemingly unlikely event he'd have to mow down every writer on that picket line with his limousine to reach the Kodak Theatre? We hope for the sake of the entire industry that this report proves false, for everyone's suffered far too much already to have to deal with the possibility that a few hundred of Carter's best showbiz friends might have to make alternate plans on the most important night of the year.
UPDATE: People.com has the heartbreaking statement: "After much consideration, and in support of the writers and everyone else affected by this strike, we have decided that this is not the appropriate year to hold our annual Oscar party. We want to congratulate all of this year's nominees and we look forward to hosting our 15th Oscar party next year." We feel it's not too soon to start praying that Elton John finds the inner strength to continue on with his annual party plans despite this tragic blow to Hollywood's awards-season morale.
8:52 AM on Wed Feb 6 2008
by Mark



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Good Thing Tobey Young doesn't work for Vanity Fair anymore
rudeboy7969
Jesus wept.
Neverenough
@raincoaster: The stairwells at the Shrine.
Pomalina
They have pretty good draft at Barney's Beanery.
Michael Jahn
Finally. Now that Elton's party is unchallenged the Gay Mafia can end this little strike diversion they've been running.
fluffyelmo
Now what will Toby Young crash?
raincoaster
It was inevitable. After the closing of Mortons, you knew Carter was just looking for an excuse.
freewrite
Parties are one of Hollywood's greatest tools for determining class structure. You heartless writers...must you bring the very institution of establishing VIP status and letter-listing within the clutches of your greedy paws?
Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.
It was inevitable. The easy lays are all in rehab, the coke dealers are dodging subpoenas and Graydon's accountant informed him he can no longer write off the rent boys as a business expense.
PandoraSpocks
@DukeLaCrosse: of course. Who does not love Pizza Rolls and Strawberry Arbor Mist?
TheStarterWife
@TheStarterWife: Oooh, oooh.... can I come???
DukeLaCrosse
And me with new coke pants.
LIttle Mintz Sunshine
Suddenly my Pizza Rolls, Strawberry Arbor Mist, and jammie pants Oscar party doesn't sound so bad afterall.
TheStarterWife
To the Gin-mobile, Batman!
Miss d
I was so looking forward to hearing about Sean Young crashing the venue. Bah!
yikesahootie
It's real. Vanity Fair posted a note on its website. Maybe everyone should just grab a six pack and show up at Verrone's house.
Poncharello
FUCK! I WAS FINALLY INVITED!
Double Banger
No doubt it'll be shifted to The Waverley, eh Gawker?
VirusWithShoes
Vanity Fair Oscar Party, aka Hollywood Drug Party
SteamyMcFirecrotch