Scarlett and Natalie's Lipstick Lesbian Games
The Other Boleyn Girl looks like a lovely little film, just lovely, but OMG DID NATALIE AND SCARLETT JUST MAKE OUT?! It certainly looked like it last week at the Berlin premiere, as photographers got hot and heavy anticipating a moment where it seemed like Natalie was going in for some full tilt boogie with ScarJo. This moment came on the heels of that whole "Scarlett is sexy" comment that Natalie made in their joint W interview. And there was that whole matter of the duo's matching haircuts on The Today Show. So why are Scar and Nat getting so friendly these days? Hint: it has less to do with intimacy and more to do with putting asses in seats.
Here's one thing we do know. Because early reviews have been mixed (Var liked Boleyn, THR called it "handsome but glum"), the studio can't necessarily count on rave reviews to drive people in the flyover states to the theaters. And even if the film did end up garnering significant critical buzz, period pieces haven't been raking in dough since Titanic. Not to mention the fact that the last time both Scarlett and Natalie donned period garb, the results at the box office were less than overwhelming (Girl With A Pearl Earring grossed $31 million worldwide; Goya's Ghosts made, gulp, $8 million). Hence, the reason that the evil geniuses in Sony's marketing department decided to convince the two to play the sapphic will they or won't they card while out on the publicity trail. However, here's what we can't figure out: if the studio decided that they wanted to market this film to the Girls Gone Wild demo, shouldn't they have just smacked a close-up shot of Scarlett's bodice-ripping cleavage on the one-sheets? That would've put some butts in seats. Including ours.
5:22 AM on Wed Feb 20 2008
by Defamer Hollywood



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There are Jizz rags everywhere being wrung out over this...
Miss d
Oh shit, I just realized I have a homecoming dress in my mom's closet that looks like this, except without the cleavage.
bitchybitch
@Trixie from Toronto: I have the dress; this is a virtually thread-by-thread recreation of a twenty year old Laura Ashley bridesmaid dress, which hangs in my closet at the moment. I have the tits for it, too. Now where is my red carpet?
raincoaster
Oh hello, I'll just take her whole body and face. Of course.
bitchybitch
Jezebel moment: Scarlett's red carpet dress is the best red carpet dress in the history of the world. I want it, I love it. And I'll take an order of her tits, too.
Trixie from Toronto
Oh we get it, Scarlett is sexy. Enough already. Poor thing is going to end up like Britney at this rate.
bitchybitch
Natalie looks totally down for it. Scarlett...not so much.
bowleen
@DrFeelgood: I'd be down for that.
Shumina
If there is anything hotter than hot lipstick lesbos, it's hot incestous lipstick lesbos. Boleyn on Boleyn action: hot.
bittergreen
This movie could be a shot-for-shor remake of Troll 2, I don't care. I'm there.
cardboardbelt
isn't eric bana not in this? me want some bana!
el smrtmnky
The GIRL-GIRL thing is so yesterday - get back to me when Militia gets Justice in a full nelson/liplock and your on to something...
NoGrumpys
It's Erection Day and I voted.
Benovite
Things that should be sexy?
but are not..
[dirtypiratewhores.com]
goldfarb
Bento's evil plan #167:
1. Dress up like Natalie Portman
2. Meet Scarlett for lunch at the Y
Bento
The fake/real lesbian PDA shit is old!
Unless they're willing to finger fuck each other on GMA, why even bother?
DrFeelgood
It couldn't be so simple as the two of them joking around during their endless media campaign, could it? Rather than some deliberate marketing ploy? Because if that was the case, we couldn't eke out some completely contrived "article" about it. Increasingly tiresome...
bestdamnedtapper