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Pepsi Pays Justin Timberlake Rumored $2 Million To Undergo Painful Sterlization During Super Bowl
Posted by Mark at 8:51 AM on February 1, 2008
This Sunday, as you may have heard, is the Super Game, wherein the NFL attempts to atone for whatever heinous crimes its players have committed over the preceding year by providing America with an action-packed, four-hour festival of the most creatively ambitious, highest-budgeted advertainments your favorite corporations have to offer.
Realizing that the public can't possibility wait three more days to delight in the Hollywood-quality production in which they've obviously invested so much love, Pepsi has pre-debuted its 60-second mini-movie on the YouTubes, releasing blogspot-savvy fans from the agony of not knowing what Andy Samberg looks like in drag. Their marketing message, in our estimation, is both simple and effective: Our cola is so delicious that Justin Timberlake's genitals must be tortured. Over and over again. Enjoy, then consume.
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MamaTV
Posted 12:07 PM 1/2/08
Strange, I often dream of Andy S. in a blonde wig. It's my fantasy come true! Thank you, Pepsi.
MamaTV
The Black Snob
Posted 3:07 PM 1/2/08
When I saw the wig at first I thought it would be a bad timing/tasteless rip of Britney's many Pepsi Super Bowl adverts featuring trannie Andy Samburg. But it was just Justin getting it in the balls. Hurray!
The Black Snob
J.L. White
Posted 5:07 PM 1/2/08
Their marketing message, in our estimation, is both simple and effective: Our cola is so delicious that Justin Timberlake's genitals must be tortured.
No, I've drank Pepsi before, and that is just not true. And fuck you too, Pepsi, for not making Justin Timberlake look like the humorless douchebag I so want him to be!
J.L. White
SuperStarSteve
Posted 7:07 PM 1/2/08
its fun.
SuperStarSteve
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Posted 3:07 AM 2/2/08
I would have sworn that was Scott Thompson from The Kids in the Hall.
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SanFranBetsu
Posted 4:07 AM 2/2/08
poor junk
SanFranBetsu
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 12:07 PM 2/2/08
Aww, nuts....is his dick still in the box?
Whiteboyfunfark