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Paris Hilton Admits Running Secret Chihuahua Mill Out Of Her Home To An Appalled Ellen DeGeneres
Posted by Seth at 8:44 AM on February 9, 2008
While it's true we've rarely seen Harvard's Woman of the Year Paris Hilton far from at least one member of her four-legged menagerie, had you asked us to guess just how many animals co-exist with her behind the walls of her gated estate, we would have probably thrown out a number like a half-dozen: a chihuahua, a kinkajou, a billy goat, couple ducks, maybe an emu for good measure. Never, however, in our wildest, animal-exploiting, poopie-bedsheet dreams, did the following occur to us:
That Hilton might be harbouring--you may need to sit down for this--no fewer than 17 dogs. That was the number she offered a clearly mortified Ellen DeGeneres, whose commitment to controlling the L.A. animal population is the stuff of legend. (Wait a second--did she just say 17 dogs? We believe she did.) Hearing the outrageous admission that her own laziness has transformed her home into a berserk chihuaha breeding colony, we're now forced to reconsider Hilton's last visit to Ellen's show to dispel all those "ridiculous" rumors, and question if the heiress isn't perhaps hoarding a drunk-elephant petting zoo in her back yard after all.
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WorkerBee2000
Posted 8:12 AM 9/2/08
Remember when Gawker figured out that the perfect caption for any New Yorker cartoon contest could always be "What an asshole"? I think the same response can be applied to whenever Paris Hilton speaks.
WorkerBee2000
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 8:12 AM 9/2/08
Hey, a girl's gotta eat.
Sweet Panda Love
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 8:12 AM 9/2/08
She's a lying vile awful human being. She IS running a puppy mill. Why didn't Ellen smack that ho down?
Trixie from Toronto
DuckyDoom
Posted 8:12 AM 9/2/08
Wait til Bob Barker hears about this one.
DuckyDoom
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 8:12 AM 9/2/08
It's not funny. It's called, "hoarding" and it's illegal. After this admission, I hope she gets a visit from PETA or ASPCA.
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Barbarella
Posted 11:11 AM 9/2/08
Doh! And totally forgot the @WorkerBee2000: "and yes you are totally correct, as is the universal use of that phrase" part
Barbarella
Barbarella
Posted 11:11 AM 9/2/08
@WorkerBee2000: The correct caption is, "Christ, what an asshole."
Barbarella
rockogre
Posted 11:11 AM 9/2/08
@gorillavsmarykate: I"ve seen this movie, there's something about puppy skins and a coat I think. She just needs the cigarette holder and a more sneering attitude!
rockogre
gorillavsmarykate
Posted 11:11 AM 9/2/08
17 Dogs is the one where Katherine Heigl has to decide which one to wear in her purse for the big Letterman appearance?
gorillavsmarykate
NoGrumpys
Posted 11:11 AM 9/2/08
Chiuhauha is best served with Fava beans and a nice Chanti
"ffffffffffffffffff"
NoGrumpys
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 11:11 AM 9/2/08
@procrastinator, esq.: Puh-leeze. That much meat could only fit between her legs, not in her mouth.
SteamyMcFirecrotch
nick_r
Posted 11:11 AM 9/2/08
One for each brain cell.
nick_r
procrastinator, esq.
Posted 11:11 AM 9/2/08
@Sweet Panda Love: Sweet Panda Love for the win. That's the most amazing comment, ever.
procrastinator, esq.
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 1:11 PM 9/2/08
@LAGirl: I remember that blind item. People suggested it was Jessica Simpson. I took great offence -- my Jessica would never do such a thing, and it was so obviously this vile and evil virus!
Trixie from Toronto
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 1:11 PM 9/2/08
Ellen, forget the dogs. They need to spay and neuter Paris.
Whiteboyfunfark
LAGirl
Posted 1:11 PM 9/2/08
anyone see this blind item from eonline? here's a quote:
"upon leaving her house, she often locks these pups in one of her many closets, supposedly to prevent them from making messies all over her expensive pad.
But, uh, sometimes SPO would be gone for hours...days...weeks...and not tell anybody about the dog in its wardrobe dungeon. The animal's existence would simply slip from her mind! Oh, doesn't that happen to everybody? While cleaning the house, Pop-Off's staff have-reportedly more than once-opened a closet to discover a tiny, dead dog."
yeah...wonder who this is?
[www.eonline.com]
LAGirl
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 1:11 PM 9/2/08
@rockogre: And a white streak through her hair.
We can call her Ebola De Vil.
Trixie from Toronto
BAngieB
Posted 2:11 PM 9/2/08
@Trixie from Toronto: I can't imagine that it is Jessica...that is really far-fetched. But, when I find out who it is, I might have to go out there and bring the smackdown.
BAngieB
raincoaster5
Posted 5:11 PM 9/2/08
Ellen is just jealous Paris never offered her some of them; she had to send fruit baskets to her staff at Christmas! Chihuahuas would have been much more original!
Oh, and Chihuahuas were originally meat animals. I've called them Coyote Bait for years; those people with Chihuahuas on extenda-leashes? They are the land-based equivalent of fly fishermen.
Szechuan Chihuahua coming up:
[www.mj12.com]
raincoaster5
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 6:11 PM 9/2/08
@BAngieB: It's that doggie killer Paris!
Trixie from Toronto
Kdoggy
Posted 1:11 AM 11/2/08
Substitute the phrase "chancre encrusted penis" for "dog" or "chihuahua" in the preceding story.
Kdoggy
Miss d
Posted 2:11 PM 11/2/08
What a stupid, vapid bitch.
Applies to both Paris and Ellen...
Miss d