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Paparazzi-Sympathizer Britney Spears Forced To Discipline Out-Of-Control Bodyguard
Posted by Seth at 8:05 AM on February 29, 2008
Thrilled that the Starbucks three-hour company-wide training retreat has made her favored Venti Frappuccinos frothier and more whipped-cream-topped than ever before, Britney Spears headed back to her favorite coffee-beverage emporium for a pick-me-up on this unseasonably warm L.A. afternoon. There, she greeted the increasingly emboldened 600-700 person paparazzo army gathered outside her car with a secret weapon: a new security guard, three-parts Farleyesque motivational speaker to one-part American Gladiator. Unfortunately, the overzealous security detail's photographer-tossing techniques and bellowing voice didn't do the singer's hangover any favors, and she was forced to point out for her employee, "You're screaming in my ear. Will you shut the fuck up?" to the wildly appreciative cheers and jeers of the gathered mob.
Thrilled that the Starbucks three-hour company-wide training retreat has made her favored Venti Frappuccinos frothier and more whipped-cream-topped than ever before, Britney Spears headed back to her favorite coffee-beverage emporium for a pick-me-up on this unseasonably warm L.A. afternoon. There, she greeted the increasingly emboldened 600-700 person paparazzo army gathered outside her car with a secret weapon: a new security guard, three-parts Farleyesque motivational speaker to one-part American Gladiator. Unfortunately, the overzealous security detail's photographer-tossing techniques and bellowing voice didn't do the singer's hangover any favors, and she was forced to point out for her employee, "You're screaming in my ear. Will you shut the fuck up?" to the wildly appreciative cheers and jeers of the gathered mob.
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clo27
Posted February 29, 2008 3:46 PM
At least she's not speaking in that stupid British accent anymore. Or maybe she's just switching personalities again....
Rose
Posted February 29, 2008 5:47 PM
Interesting story and video clip. it looked like the security person who her father chose for her is not to her liking as much as the ones she used to have. He looks a lot rougher with her, grabbing her to push her into the car and allow her no contact with the photographers even if she might wish to stop to allow a photograph, it looked like he gave her no choice, like he is more her jailer than her security.
when she chose her own security, they followed her directions for what she wanted, like if she wanted to be rushed through, or if she wanted to stop to allow a photo.
this new jailer looked rough with her like he is under instructions and she has to do what he says.
it would not be much fun to be drugged to sleep at night in her own home by her father, then have the men who work for him order her around in her own home and if she is ever allowed out same thing.
There was never that extent of media throng till her parents starting releasing statements about what her drug meds from the doctors are, or their public battle to institutionalize her or the battle with kfeds lawyers on her kids. There area a lot of people who have made it hard for her to do what is probably a celebrity contract endorsements be it perfumes, a coffee brand, or fashion shops. it is hard for her to follow throuhg on her work endorsements when her family and exhusband lawywers have been branding her too crazy to be allowed a life.
it makes me see how professional that woman is that she can fullfill her work, and keep it together under this kind of pressure.
she sure looks a legend in that video to me.
hughman
Posted 1:51 PM 29/2/08
ehh. same thing she says to the spawn.
hughman
MartyPants
Posted 2:42 PM 29/2/08
Fer cryin' out loud! Frappucino delivery, Brit. Delivery.
Then nobody will be yelling in your ear...
and you can drink it nekkid.
MartyPants
Tippi from Toronto
Posted 3:30 PM 29/2/08
Wow! Daddy Spears has hired a rageaholic as a bodyguard! Clever, actually.
Tippi from Toronto
Miss d
Posted 4:35 PM 29/2/08
I never thought I'd say this - but I am looking forward to the day when everyone gets to publish their Brit orbits for real...
Miss d
SutraLeo
Posted 6:05 PM 29/2/08
Her goon should carry around a taser gun, and use it liberally. Where is Sean Penn when we need him most...
SutraLeo
LittleMissPartlyCloudy
Posted 12:54 AM 1/3/08
Who are these "pavarottis"? Do they all actually get paid or are they simply sick foreigners who feel important being around Brit? Questions that need to be answered people.
LittleMissPartlyCloudy
rayoshea
Posted 8:12 AM 1/3/08
I say if she wants to be a raging bitch about it, fine, let her walk out by herself and get dragged underneath the mob. Maybe they'll stomp some sense into her. STAY AT HOME SOMETIMES!!! Sheesh...
rayoshea