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Owen Wilson Discovers Cure For Depression In Kate Hudson's Pants
Posted by Molly Friedman at 7:01 AM on February 28, 2008
Not only is the Owen Wilson Comeback Tour doing far better than Britney's, but it now appears that he's gotten his old girlfriend back. Right on the heels of going back to work on Marley and Me with fellow marijuana enthusiast Jennifer Aniston, it seems that he's "rekindled his romance" with the woman who (allegedly) broke his heart, Kate Hudson:
The 28-year-old blonde actress was spotted visiting the 39-year-old actor at his Malibu, California home on Monday, following his appearance at the Oscars the night before. And on Saturday morning, Wilson was photographed leaving Hudson's Pacific Palisades home, before reuniting with the actress later that day at 5pm at his own home."
Finally, some good news on the trouble-laden star front! After a year filled with overdoses, manic meltdowns and senseless gun battles with Eddie Munster, we're glad to see that notorious slacker Owen Wilson is setting a positive example for how the drug-and-drink obsessed Young Hollywood set can comeback from Difficult Setbacks™. Are you listening, Dr. Drew? Scrap Daniel Baldwin from Season Two of Celebrity Rehab and see if you can't convince Owen Wilson to come on board as the group's mentor; we're sure that Verne Troyer would appreciate the opportunity to network with the shaggiest of the Wilson siblings.
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bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 9:23 AM 28/2/08
nothing more than a sympathy fuck. kate did play a band-aid once, non?
bess marvin, girl detective
Miss d
Posted 10:37 AM 28/2/08
Whose ego is in need of a cuddle, then?
Miss d
blackheartededitor
Posted 10:37 AM 28/2/08
What could possibly go wrong?
blackheartededitor
Tippi from Toronto
Posted 11:24 AM 28/2/08
Isn't it a myth that she broke his heart? Wasn't it that he wouldn't give up the partying and the women? Maybe now that he's given up the hard stuff he has, mysteriously, decided she's worth another go. I don't get it myself; have never understood her appeal. She's no Goldie.
Tippi from Toronto
raincoaster
Posted 12:34 PM 28/2/08
@Tippi from Toronto: You've got it half right; I heard she had a problem with the other women. But they were only dating, not married. What's the problem?
If you look at her romantic track record, you won't find many who don't ride the horse when they're riding Kate. Whether she is CAUSE or EFFECT in that equation, I do not know. But she's no Girl Scout.
raincoaster
sundaeg1rl
Posted 1:45 PM 28/2/08
You've been scraping the bottom of the barrel today, haven't you? All these Daily Mail stories. Here in the UK, the Daily Mail is for the middle-class types who fear everything and are open to nothing.It ruined my mother's life!
sundaeg1rl
AllieAnne
Posted 2:34 PM 28/2/08
I'd love to believe it, but I don't. The story was made up by X17online out of whole cloth and EVERYBODY ran with it. There's absolutely no evidence (pictures). Interestingly enough, X17 DOES have video of Owen acting VERY squirrely while trying to hide from the paps yesterday. (He goes up into some high rocks bordering the beach, hides behind one and refuses to come down while the people who were with him look on, confused and a bit concerned. Finally, a convoy of cars actually drive onto the beach to get him to come out.) Sigh... I want my old Owen back; quirky, but not actually crazy.
AllieAnne
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
Posted 4:59 PM 28/2/08
And why is there no mention of the "Butterscotch Stallion" in this post??
Sigh. Good times.
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
redreb
Posted 4:59 PM 28/2/08
@AllieAnne: Sigh... I want my old Owen back; quirky, but not actually crazy....well said, AllieAnne, well said.
redreb
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 6:18 PM 28/2/08
Can someone please just punch him in the face? That nose is just plain stupid.
Little Mintz Sunshine
raincoaster
Posted 2:40 AM 29/2/08
@SugartitsMcFirecrotch: Old Defamer, I pour one out for you. Okay, so it's Diet Dr Pepper but so what?
raincoaster