Orlando’s Miranda Rights

They’ve been rumoured to be dating since last year, all the while choosing to institute the ‘just good friends’ policy, but it’s now become apparent that Australian supermodel Miranda Kerr and not-very-good-but-very-good-looking actor Orlando Bloom will have to resort to bald-faced lying if they are to continue denying their relationship.

After apparently spending time together in New York and even, if you believe the spies, Sydney, the leggy pair have been spotted out and about in London.

He’s the heart-throb of thousands of women, but there’s bad news, girls – actor Orlando Bloom seems stuck on supermodel Miranda Kerr.

The pair, who have been seeing each other on and off since last April, were spotted enjoying a late-night embrace after a romantic evening out in London last week.

Incredibly boring quotes, we know, but the proof is in the pudding, i.e. the photo.

In fact, if we may take a moment to play Who Weekly Body Language Expert, Orlando’s employment of a loving Cro Magnon neck grip on Miranda, who is attempting to stick her nose into his eye-socket as a protective sign of affection, is all the evidence we need that Miranda is in fact pregnant and that Orlando used to be a woman from Haiti with commitment issues.

Or something like that; we haven’t quite achieved our Certificate III in body language analysis.