Olivia Munn Wonders Why Lindsay Lohan's Boobs Hang Low
Posted by Mark Graham at 11:50 AM on February 21, 2008
Our fondness for Attack Of The Show's impossibly shiny haired Olivia Munn has been well-documented on these here pages. Aside from our fanboyish appreciation of her considerable physical charms, the thing that we feel separates Munn from the other pretty faces that grace the telly is her fearlessly honest assessments of some of the, shall we say, floozier members of the Young Hollywood set. Take her comments on Lindsay Lohan's boob-baring photoshoot, for example. What other female television color commentator would dare label LiLo as looking "haggard" and then follow that crack by putting her low-hanging boobs on blast? We can answer that for you: none. Olivia Munn, we salute you and your impossibly shiny hair. Stay gold.


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hughman
Posted 2:01 PM 21/2/08
olivia says what the rest of us just thought.
hughman
Benovite
Posted 2:01 PM 21/2/08
This is like a replay of Natalie Cole dissing Amy Winehouse after her Grammy wins.
It all smells like rancid bitter jealousy.
Get over yourself, Olivia.
Benovite
bitchybitch
Posted 2:01 PM 21/2/08
Obviously she gets her material from Defamer.
bitchybitch
aspiringexpatriate
Posted 3:01 PM 21/2/08
She picks all the wrong reasons to hate on Lohan. There are plenty, but natural boobs sag when they're that big, no? And as for her looking drunk, Marilyn was drunk, and this was a copy of that, so... yeah, she was looking drunk. And again, as for why she's doing this to be respectable... it's not a playboy spread, it's New York Magazine. And from what I've seen of Lohan's acting, she's better than anything I've seen from Marilyn Monroe, whether or not she's in the same neighborhood of class or not off screen.
aspiringexpatriate
WGARefugee
Posted 3:01 PM 21/2/08
They're a little ski-slopey? Plainly this man reveres women. How long until he compares her crotch to a putting green?
WGARefugee
Zephyr_in_the_Sea
Posted 4:01 PM 21/2/08
I think Munn's frustration might have been fed by comments made by men like the one in the video who say "she went a notch higher in my book" after the whole respect issue came up. Women need to put their bodies on display in order to make your approval, is that it Mr. Typical Clueless Man?
Zephyr_in_the_Sea
crimsonbarbie
Posted 5:01 PM 21/2/08
I think Olivia needs to stop being such a bitch. Yes, there are issues with how Lindsay looks. She's only 21 or so and looks old. It's the alcohol and the tanning. The sun damage to her skin is undeniable. I really hope she stays out of the sun/tanning beds from now on.
But that whole bit about her boobs? Absolutely uncalled for. Lindsay has a sizable rack and they're natural so of course they're gonna hang a little low! It's called gravity.
crimsonbarbie
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 5:01 PM 21/2/08
@hughman: I have to do this thing every day. It involves talking about celebs on camera. And I said the same thing -- she might want to consider the purchase of some more supportive brassieres. I say this in a motherly way, not a jealous, bitter, Natalie Cole way.
Trixie from Toronto
Benovite
Posted 6:01 PM 21/2/08
I love/hate when girls get catty.
On one hand it's cute, but on the other it highlights a persons insecurities.
Benovite
heidiho
Posted 6:01 PM 21/2/08
Sure, Olivia, LINDSAY looks haggard... so says the fake-haired skank who wishes she had 1/100th of Lindsay's fame.*
*I've never heard of this woman before you started posting about her, Mark. She's the type who goes to the opening of an envelope, isn't she? "I want to be famous! I'm a part of this!!!"
I'm no Lindsay apologist, but come on, girl can't seem to get her shit together and stay sober, did you think she was going to look fresh-faced?
heidiho
kenoma
Posted 10:41 PM 21/2/08
There were a million things wrong with those pictures and not one of them had anything to do with the fact that her boobs weren't impossibly perky.
It's like we could elect Paris Hilton as the next president and all this bitch would be able to talk about is how big her feet are.
kenoma
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 1:01 AM 22/2/08
@kenoma: Ummm ... well, regarding Paris Hilton: Yes!!!
I think you're all being too hard on her. She only said what just about every person I talked to that day, men and women, said as well.
Trixie from Toronto
kenoma
Posted 2:19 AM 22/2/08
@Trixie from Toronto:
That was a total non-issue for me... her boobs look totally normal. It's like we're so used to seeing women who have been under the knife, we don't have any idea what real breasts look like anymore.
kenoma
Morningstar
Posted 4:19 AM 22/2/08
@kenoma:
Agreed, and that's why I am surprised she put them on display. It was either brave or foolhardy.
Morningstar
foofer
Posted 5:47 AM 22/2/08
Olivia - a d lister with bad extensions, fake tan, fake boobs, a nose job, porcelian veneers, on a stupid show lobbing insults at Lohan for having real breasts and not using lots of botox at 21. catty meow! is she jealous?
foofer
mwynn13
Posted 5:47 AM 22/2/08
I am not entirely sold on the "real" aspect. Does nobody here remember a couple years ago when she had 'em, and then they went away, and then they were back again, right after one of her exhaustion vacations at Cedars? And gossip blogs were mentioning, in very vague descriptions, actresses who go into the hospital for one thing, have a little work done at the same time, and emerge looking noticeably different and refreshed?
If I'm not mistaken, implants come in a number of shapes- I think there are more natural-looking options than the bolt-on grapefruits most women seem to choose. Not sure about that though.
mwynn13
Taigan
Posted 5:47 AM 22/2/08
@Morningstar: I was so happy to see a celeb whose boobs look like mine. Yes, boys, that is what real, 20-something Ds look like.
Taigan
KNau
Posted 5:47 AM 22/2/08
Interesting...it's okay for Defamers to trash talk Hollywood B listers (more like a C, on a good day) but if a cable host does it then we get our backs up?
I have so much to learn about these crazy internets!
KNau
Artful Slinger
Posted 7:26 AM 22/2/08
@mwynn13: they left and came back because they are real.
Artful Slinger
Bridesmaid4
Posted 10:32 AM 22/2/08
Her boobs are the least of her problems.
Bridesmaid4
Poncharello
Posted 10:32 AM 22/2/08
i-ron-y. [ahy-ruh-nee]. noun. Please see also: When a host of a show on G4 says "I don't get it! Why is she doing that? Isn't she trying to gain credibility?"
Poncharello
bowleen
Posted 3:33 AM 26/2/08
Wow...there's some serious Olivia haters here. Everybody trashes Lohan on this site. Then, Munn does it, and all of a sudden she's getting dissed as the fake, no talent one. The truth is, Olivia has a bunch of roles lined up (how many does Lohan?), has stayed true to G4 because that's where she got her start (and popularity) and to "Foofer"- get your head out of your ass!
Mark, keep the Olivia Munn posts. She references Defamer all the time, so give her some love back.
bowleen
foofer
Posted 11:28 AM 27/2/08
I pulled my head out of my ass long enough to look up Olivia's movie roles. Thera are bunch in production!like the super scary movie "Insanitarium" about flesh eating zombies and "The Slammin' Salmon" about a waiter who might get a beatin' by the Miami mob! I can't wait to rent one in September 2008.
foofer