Official Message From Melesbian C Regarding Cancelled Spice Tour

By Jess McGuire on February 6, 2008 at 10:41 AM

Further to yesterday’s report regarding the Spice Girls cancelling their Australian tour (and the mighty fan wrath subsequently incurred), we wish to alert you to an official statement offered by Sporty Spice Mel C regarding her role in this tragic turn of events.


Melanie would like to make it perfectly clear that at no point has she refused to continue with the Spice Girls Tour.

She is very disappointed that the tour isn’t continuing at this stage and, as she does not have the family commitments of the other Girls, she is in the best position of all of them to continue.

Any accusation that it was Melanie’s reluctance to continue the tour that has brought about this situation is absolutely false.

So there you have it. Those other lazy bitches are to blame.

*Headline thanks to UK Correspondent Will. Defamer Australia wishes to note that we have no evidence Mel C has ever dived for clams, and we believe she is firmly in the I Heart Doodle camp when it comes to love. Truly. No libel suits, please.

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  • BETH
    February 6, 2008 at 4:02 AM

    SHE’S NOT A BLOODY LESBIAN

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  • Will Fop
    February 6, 2008 at 4:47 AM

    Isn’t she, though?

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  • Katie
    February 6, 2008 at 8:27 AM

    Shes not a god damn lesbian u asshole! get ur facts straight. and how can we be sure thats exactly what she said if it is in third person and she doesnt speak that way…

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  • Tom Cruise
    February 6, 2008 at 9:47 AM

    Ooooh! Kitten Temper! *flounce*

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  • Katie
    February 6, 2008 at 11:37 AM

    i DEMAND whoever made this article to change that hurtful and WRONG title!

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  • Will Fop
    February 6, 2008 at 6:58 PM

    Perhaps, Katie, you could explain to everyone how calling someone a lesbian – evn erroneously – is hurtful?

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  • Donovan
    February 7, 2008 at 2:19 AM

    At first I thought this disclaimer on this post was rather silly for a site called “Defamer”, but now, looking at these INSANE comments… it’s beyond irony. People, you need to grow up or shut up. The name of this site is:

    DEFAMER

    Look it up in a dictionary. Or Wiktionary. Whatever. This site is SUPPOSED to make damaging-but-hilarious claims about people. If you don’t like it, go back to kissass.org

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  • Katie
    February 7, 2008 at 9:08 AM

    its hurtful only because its just the fact that she isnt one and thats all people call her. now if she was one then it wouldnt matter if people called her that.

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  • Judy
    March 6, 2008 at 4:16 AM

    Oh, but yes she is!

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