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Now for a long-overdue Angelina TattooWatch ...
Posted by Seth at 4:18 AM on February 6, 2008
Now for a long-overdue Angelina TattooWatch update: With whispers of a twins pregnancy, Jolie's lower-belly tattoo will likely be exposed to more distention than ever, requiring perhaps a lengthening of its current sacred text. (May we suggest, "Aniston! Pregnant me again--only this time it's twins! :D" surrounded by a Chinese fertility dragon?) Meanwhile, we defy you to differentiate the real back tattoos from the temporary ones added for her role as Fox, the assassin with a soft spot for semiautomatic artillery and adorable Third World orphans, in the upcoming Wanted. [Daily Mail]
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SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 6:08 AM 6/2/08
Too each his (her) own, but so damn unattractive IMHO. That goes for you to Megan Fox doppleganger!
SteamyMcFirecrotch
The Real JR
Posted 6:08 AM 6/2/08
Okay.
The Tiger in mid-lower back and the vertical lines on the left shoulder are real with the lines obviously being drawn in to obscure the cambodian characters she had put there. They seemed to have framed it with flair.
The rest are fake though the arm ones its hard to tell from this angle.
Shut up all of yous. Like you guys haven't been staring at various pics of her naked body for years either.
The Real JR
Cacafuego
Posted 8:09 AM 6/2/08
Man, her upper arms are bony.
Cacafuego
Decebal
Posted 9:08 AM 6/2/08
I wonder if she spends as much time with the Blob as she spends getting the tatoos.
Decebal
Creepmouse
Posted 9:08 AM 6/2/08
Casting Angelina Jolie as "Fox" is like casting a one-armed actor as "Lefty".
Creepmouse
hack-a-rific
Posted 10:08 AM 6/2/08
@Creepmouse: I'm confused, would that one arm be the left one or not?
hack-a-rific
VirusWithShoes
Posted 11:09 AM 6/2/08
That's just desecration of beautiful woman flesh. Stop it. Stop it all.
VirusWithShoes
LIttle Mintz Sunshine
Posted 1:08 PM 6/2/08
@Creepmouse: I gather "Man Stealing Pillow Lipped Whore" was just sounded awkwardy with McEvoy's accent?
LIttle Mintz Sunshine
Cultmember
Posted 6:10 PM 7/2/08
I hear the "Cape Fear" theme music when I see that photo!
Cultmember