My Dad Has More Rage Issues Than Your Dad

· Because nothing says “I’m a good dad” like psychotically destroying a wooden desk with a sledgehammer! Score another one for Ben Silverman, this guy can’t lose. [NBC.com]
· Our pervy (in a good way!) brethren over at Fleshbot got their hands on a clip of Gene Simmons giving a half-hearted rogering to some blonde lass. You have been warned, the clip is both NSFW and NSF-YourStomach. [Fleshbot]
· While we didn’t actually take the time to read Esquire’s Kate Beckinsale quiz, we spend a lot of time looking at the pictures. Wonder if this means we passed. [Esquire]
· Whoever convinced ScarJo to get that horrible tattoo on her forearm needs to be reprimanded. [ONTD]
· How does one top off a day in which millions and millions of Americans looked at your breasts? If you’re Lindsay Lohan, you do it by going to watch Monday Night Raw. With no pants on. [The Sun]