My Dad Has More Rage Issues Than Your Dad
Posted by Mark Graham at 8:30 AM on February 20, 2008
· Because nothing says "I'm a good dad" like psychotically destroying a wooden desk with a sledgehammer! Score another one for Ben Silverman, this guy can't lose. [NBC.com]
· Our pervy (in a good way!) brethren over at Fleshbot got their hands on a clip of Gene Simmons giving a half-hearted rogering to some blonde lass. You have been warned, the clip is both NSFW and NSF-YourStomach. [Fleshbot]
· While we didn't actually take the time to read Esquire's Kate Beckinsale quiz, we spend a lot of time looking at the pictures. Wonder if this means we passed. [Esquire]
· Whoever convinced ScarJo to get that horrible tattoo on her forearm needs to be reprimanded. [ONTD]
· How does one top off a day in which millions and millions of Americans looked at your breasts? If you're Lindsay Lohan, you do it by going to watch Monday Night Raw. With no pants on. [The Sun]

· Because nothing says "I'm a good dad" like psychotically destroying a wooden desk with a sledgehammer! Score another one for Ben Silverman, this guy can't lose. [
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SugartitsMcFirecrotch
Posted 4:10 PM 20/2/08
Man, oh, man - are the Fug Girls gonna be beside themselves when they see this La Lohan pic!
On the other hand, at least she isn't wearing those omnipresent black leggings.
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
raincoaster
Posted 7:15 PM 20/2/08
Given her likely career path, this wasn't idle spectating: it was an informational interview.
raincoaster
DuckyDoom
Posted 3:20 AM 21/2/08
oh, and yes, I'm totally downloading Cena's rap album right now.
DuckyDoom
DuckyDoom
Posted 3:20 AM 21/2/08
a)I love how in the second picture Kate Beckinsale seems amazed that she has breasts.
b)That chick in the Gene Simmons video obviously doesn't think she's getting paid enough to be screwing him. I've seen more enthusiasm at the gyno's office.
c)Maybe Lohan and Cena can give each other a few pointers about their music careers.
DuckyDoom
sundaeg1rl
Posted 3:20 AM 21/2/08
@SugartitsMcFirecrotch: You know I thought the very same thing! Funny, the only time she's actually needed a pair of leggings this week and she's not wearing them!
sundaeg1rl
Artful Slinger
Posted 5:39 AM 21/2/08
About ScarJo - I am pretty sure it was the influence of Hartnett.
Artful Slinger
Cacafuego
Posted 6:36 AM 21/2/08
re the Simmons Sex Tape:
Most. Akward. Fucking. Ever.
Cacafuego
LLH
Posted 6:36 AM 21/2/08
is it me or is gene simmon's tongue way bigger than his other um " southern pink thing"?
LLH
Miss d
Posted 3:01 PM 21/2/08
That tatt looks like it belongs on the back pocket of a pair of patch flares... not an arm...
Miss d