Kerry Katona’s Reality Series Obviously In Frontrunner To Take Out Newly-Minted Pulitzer Prize For Television

We’ve complained in the past about how much we envy the Brits their trashtastic celebreality programming, but we think they may have come up with the ultimate blow to any other country’s aspirations in the same genre, by allowing Former Celebrity Mum of The Year Kerry “My Drug Hell”/”My Pregnancy Scare”/”My Back Room Needs Renovating So Make The Cheque Out To Cash Thanks” Katona in front of a camera with her new series, Crazy In Love, which is designed to show the public how loving her marriage with Mark Croft is – but like so many who have gone before her (Jessica, Britney, Anna Nicole, Flavor Flav), it hasn’t turned out exactly as sympathetically as she might have hoped.

The picture we’ve chosen to illustrate this piece is from the show, a scene where Kerry strips down – pregnant – to do a “sexy” photo shoot. And there are many more unbelievable screen caps here, just begging to be LOLKERRY’d.

The couple allowed TV crews into their lives to film MTV documentary Kerry Katona: Crazy in Love to prove that despite rumours of a troubled relationship, their marriage is stronger than ever.

But their plan may have backfired, with the pair spending much of last night’s debut program telling one another to “shut your face” and “shut your trap.”

Making a splash: the pair regularly told one another to ’shut your face’ during last night’s show
Leaving charm at the door, Mark was also filmed saying: “She’s like a bad fart, she lingers but she does go away.

“I’m romantic, I often just say to her spontaneously lets go out and get a meal. Kerry’s never took me out for a meal, she doesn’t appreciate the things I do for her.

“I show my affection and love for you and you just show me hatred.”

It goes without saying, naturally, that if any UK-based Defamer Australia pals feel like whacking a tape in for this one and sending it over post haste, we will be forever thankful.

Judging by the comments on that story, we think the British public liked it, too: “Poor, poor unborn baby. With a selfish, vain, odious creature like Kerry Katona for a mother and a scruffy, common, ugly wimp for a father the poor bairn doesn’t stand a chance. Why on earth would a couple like that even contemplate bringing a child into their world. They need to grow up themselves first.”

Winner!