Joss Stone Rediscovers Inner Style Icon, No Longer Needs To Throw Tea And Biscuits Across The Room In Appearance Related Frustration

Poor ol’ Joss Stone has had a hard time of it over the last few years. No longer the flavour of the month she once was during those blissful days of Fell In Love With A Boy acclaim (or as those of us at Defamer Australia HQ prefer to define it, the diggin’ on yooooou, are you diggin’ on meeeeee era*), Joss Stone’s transatlantic accent has earned her the derision of her fellow Brits, and her attempts at follicle revamping have been largely mocked.

No more! Finally, Joss is getting some props from her countrymen.

She is known for her hippy style and laid back approach to fashion, but Joss Stone was bang on trend last night wearing a sultry rainbow striped bandage dress.

Her figure hugging frock, which showed off a newly toned figure, is the hottest item gracing the New York Fashion Week catwalks.

You hear that, Joss? BANG ON TREND! YOU WIN LIFE, PRECIOUS DEVON-BORN SOUL WUNDERKIND!

Unfortunately, we do think it’ll be a while before folk turn to Joss for political analysis.

Joss took a moment to speak about meeting First Lady Laura Bush at the Heart Truth Red Dress show a few days ago.

“I saw the Bush lady,” she said. “I care for American politics because it affects the rest of the world so much, but I just don’t really care for the Bush family.

“I’d actually met her before at the White House and it was like ‘Hey how are you,’ and then she was gone. I mean, to be fair, I guess she seemed like a nice enough chick, but I don’t really know.”

Hush up and continue looking fabulous, woman.

*Explanation: Defamer Australia’s Editor and Associate Editor were given, for some godforsaken reason, their own late night radio show on RRR a few years back. For the last year, we’ve regularly featured a ridiculous segment referred to as Joss Stone Primal Scream Therapy which basically consists of us grunting the lyrics “YEAAAAH, ARE YOU DIGGIN’ ON ME? YEAAAAAAAH I’M DIGGIN’ ON YOU NOW BABEEEEH, YEAAAAH DO YOU WANNA LIDDLE BIDDA MA LOVE?” (aka Super Duper Love) back and forth at each other until we get bored. Frightened guests on the show are also forced to participate in this debacle. Melbourne listeners and interweb streamers should be thankful Toni Childs Primal Scream Therapy – similar to Joss Stone Primal Scream Therapy but to the tune of Stop Your Fussin’ – didn’t take off.