I can't stop thinking this is a joke.
Just goes to show her AMAZING RANGE! As a serious actress, who isn't just tits, ass, and a mouth that looks like labia.

franceshasbeen

Acting! Brought to you by...the makers of Jarritos, where even Latinas ashamed of their heritage can enjoy a nice can of pineapple flavored soda pop.

Sloan

She's in the new Marie Claire, trying to be all serious. She visited a youth center in New York and all the kids cared about was Honey. Jess, you can do as many movies as you want, but you'll always be teachin' hip hop at the centah.

heidiho

Unsung talent? Pics two and three are actually the same expression! And pic number one is only one of two "expressions" she's exhibited on screen. In the vortex of wooden acting, she is the event horizon.

Cultmember

My hatred for this cuntress knows no bounds.

DukeLaCrosse

Those expressions remind me of being 13 and setting the timer on my digital camera and trying to take artsy photos but the timer being set for too long making me hold my face/pose until I just looked bored.

pwnela

She's such a shit actress I don't even find her hot. That's gotta be saying something, right?

Glass_Family

Jessica Alba is a TV actress way out of her league.

BluntObjects

They all look like lottery ad shots.

raincoaster

She looks like she's doing a parody.

bitchybitch

By the by, can these magazines just come up with an original idea, already?

Bridesmaid4

I am assuming the middle shot was when someone flushed the toilet?

Bridesmaid4

Unfortunately I was forced to sort of watch Dark Angel. She had some moments when I really thought she could be a good actress. Too bad she had to go down the "my hotness is my career" road.

bitchybitch

She can do terror so well ... sort of ... yet cannot bring herself to smile in public. Odd.

Trixie from Toronto

i had the same look after sitting through the Fantastic Four sequel

el smrtmnky

I think Jessica has greatly advanced the Latina cause by proving that she can be just as painfully untalented as any white girl and still get a job because she's hot.

LIttle Mintz Sunshine

@remedialwhino:
funniest comment ever.

bitchybitch

So they aren't exactly scary or that iconic, but she looks great...

The Hitchcock spread in Vanity Fair is much more interesting and cool, why on earth is this such a trend?

Snowbunny

I think these shots were actually taken at the dentist's office...

remedialwhino

wow, she looks really good with short hair. i can see her playing a decent part with that haircut, i'm actually looking at her now, she oughta consider rocking that look for a minute...

anotherlovetko

Mimicking. It's the new 'acting'.

gwendemarco

Jessica aptly expresses my own disbelief and horror over her career success.

Sweet Panda Love

@Bridesmaid4:

I guess they figure, "Why should we be original? The movie industry itself isn't."

@LIttle Mintz Sunshine:

Teehee!@pixie-stix:

No, she will drop the kid, then appear on the cover of Glamour or Cosmo or somesuch with an article detailing how she lost all that unattractive baby weight so quickly.

SikeChick19

Obviously she's a really good actress and can show a wide range of emotions you guys!!!

...Oh geez, I can't say that with a straight face ;)

jackimarie

Hopefully when she drops the kid, the kevetching about no one taking her seriously will end. Or will it. And she'll go away. Or will she. Gaaaaaaaaaaah, mutha!!@#$!

Okay, I'm good.

pixie-stix