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Jeremy Piven Practitioner Of Ancient Art Of Paparazzi Yoga
Posted by Seth at 5:48 AM on February 20, 2008
Jeremy Piven was recently captured sunning on a Hawaiian shore by a telephoto lens almost as substantial as Ari Gold's legendary member, and while we can detect ever the slightest hint of burgeoning Piv-handles, the 2008 Golden Globe winner appears to still be in fine form. Clearly, Piven's habit of stepping in at local bar-band gigs to whale on the skins until the very last disappointed patron files out, paired with a vigorous yoga regimen learned in the high peaks of the Himalayas (where the actor achieved levels of spiritual enlightenment heretofore thought unimaginable for someone whose previous notable achievements included among them the coining of the phrase, "Let's hug it out, bitch,"), have contributed to one of the most enviable beach bodies of the entire Entourage cast. Sorry E, Turtle, Drama, Lloyd, and Bob Ryan, but the guy's got hairless pecs for days. Is that something you might be interested in? Click through to get a closer look at a Piv triptych.
[Photos: X17]
- The Pivinator Becomes The Yoganator [X17Online.com]
Tags: entourage | jeremy piven | poses
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jp gold
Posted February 20, 2008 10:17 PM
But, he is letting his bald stop show.
Oh, come back to us Entourage!
Time to go back to the studio, Jeremy.
We love Ari Gold, we really do.
BoHan
Posted 7:50 AM 20/2/08
I don't know, from the back he kind've looks like me bending over the sink.
BoHan
impalpable observer
Posted 7:50 AM 20/2/08
If you imagine spiritual enlightenment to be a series of levels to be traversed until you reach the summit of ultimate truth, you may as well be snorting as many 8-balls and fucking as many starlets as you can lay hands on.
impalpable observer
ofsoundmind
Posted 8:50 AM 20/2/08
Piven is a god, but he is far from naturally hairless. Cupid is getting himself waxed!
ofsoundmind
Desk_hack
Posted 8:50 AM 20/2/08
@Sweet Panda Love: I think that's what caused it in the first place.
Desk_hack
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 8:50 AM 20/2/08
That bald spot is just aching for a yarmulke.
Sweet Panda Love
Landru
Posted 8:50 AM 20/2/08
gray?
Landru
ATL_Girl_Publicist
Posted 8:50 AM 20/2/08
Don't care what y'all say...Piven is a god! He was before Ari and will be after. PCU forver, baby!
ATL_Girl_Publicist
Rey
Posted 8:50 AM 20/2/08
His formerly fine chest is anything but naturally hairless.
But he really seems to be committed to the faux-twink look, so good for him. Sad for me and anybody else who liked to objectify him.
Rey
NoGrumpys
Posted 8:50 AM 20/2/08
Here's hoping the chest is naturally hairless. Nothing like "hugging it out bitch" when chest is shaved - RAZOR BURN
btw same goes for manscaping and fellatio
NoGrumpys
WGARefugee
Posted 12:16 PM 20/2/08
I'd like to announce that my being in this thread means I've broken my own record for workday procrastination.
WGARefugee
bitchybitch
Posted 2:05 PM 20/2/08
Wow, he's a lot hotter than I thought. I always thought he had a gut. Hmm. Interesting...
bitchybitch
raincoaster
Posted 2:05 PM 20/2/08
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Sorry, did you say something?
raincoaster
LIttle Mintz Sunshine
Posted 2:05 PM 20/2/08
Downward Facing Douche.
LIttle Mintz Sunshine
gwendemarco
Posted 4:30 PM 20/2/08
@LIttle Mintz Sunshine: LMFAO.
gwendemarco
Victor Ward
Posted 3:19 AM 21/2/08
I actually didn't find any of these attractive! And relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
Victor Ward
bitchybitch
Posted 2:20 PM 21/2/08
Well how old is the guy, like 45?
bitchybitch
Miss d
Posted 5:00 PM 21/2/08
How is it - he looks abit buff from the front - but looks like my postman from the back? I call fake pecs/pack combo and some contouring. Possibly couldn't afford to get the back done just yet...
Miss d
bitchybitch
Posted 3:50 PM 23/2/08
Ew....I think you're right.
bitchybitch