Hot Athlete + Hot Girlfriend = Lose/Lose Situation
A warning to all athletes dating insanely hot famous women: you might want to think twice about allowing your ladyfriend anywhere near your player's box on Game Day. During yesterday's Super Bowl, Fox repeatedly cut to shots of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady's supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen enjoying the game from the comfort of a luxury suite. Unfortunately for Brady and the Patriots, all that bouncy clapping and ear-to-ear grinning (perfect Chicklet teeth notwithstanding) just might have done more harm than good.
After all, there seems to be a recent trend of top-notch athletes sputtering out when their superhot sig others show up to watch the big game. Just a few weeks ago, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo had his worst game of the season when Jessica Simpson turned up at Texas Stadium (wearing a pink Dallas Cowboys jersey, no less). And traveling even further down memory lane, we recall Andre Agassi's final, teary loss at the 2006 US Open. Who was in his player's box that day? None other than Agassi's forehand smashing wife, Mrs. Steffi Graf! Are you listening, Sean Avery? As tempting as it may be to bring Lake Bell or Elisha Cuthbert or whatever beautiful babe you'll be banging come May to a Stanley Cup playoff game, your best decision will probably be to just leave them at the hotel room.
7:01 AM on Tue Feb 5 2008
by Defamer Hollywood
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It would make for a fine theory, but all you've got is Romosexual here to back it up. It wasn't like Gisele was wearing a pink Patriots jersey.
Vermafia
@Desk_hack: Yeah, I still haven't forgiven her for that Natasha business.
hack-a-rific
e. all of the above is true and i for one am thrilled that the giants kicked his halitosis butt
gwiliandre
One of my closest friends claims:
a. he fucks like a frat boy
b. he has terrible butt breath halitosis
c. he is tres tres dense
d. the end
gwiliandre
@Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.: I don't think they do it for free. Pam Anderson wasn't dating Kelly Slater because he made her laugh!
raincoaster
Didn't Tom Brady used to date Tara Reid? Yeeeeesh, Bunny Lebowski era Tara, maybe, Taradise, not so much. If I were Gisele I'd think long and hard about these sloppy seconds.
shag_carpet_bomb
Hats off to anyone who could put up with a footballer's ways. So many, many women, all the frikin time.
Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.
@Cutting Makes You Sexy: Giselle isn't really the cheerleader type. She's more the snotty foreign exchange student with the accent that comes into the high school, steals everyone's boyfriend, and goes back to her country leaving the wreckage behind. She's the only one would could make me feel badly for Bridget Moynahan, and she was "Natasha"!
Desk_hack
@IKnowThings: Um... and Tom Brady is kindof like the HighSchool Quarterback, and Giselle is kindof like the Head Cheerleader, and with this one, I would hesitate to say its purely because of his money. She's the highest paid Head Cheerleader in the world.
But keep on your theory if it makes you sleep better at night.
Cutting Makes You Sexy
Yep, as long as you got the bills, the ladies will show you their skills.
bowlingfordollars
I don't think he's hot. He's got fifty yards of forehead and a butt-chin.
UpstateAudacity
Giselle is losing points until she can get her man a haircut that doesn't make him look like a short bus kid.
gwendemarco
hmmm, interesting, "Steffi Graf" and "hot" within the same metaphor
I'm Waitin' for Dolemite
What else could explain hot women marrying butt ugly moths.
spanktastic
All those dudes have hot wives, because they are rich. Moth to a flame. Chicks, man.
IKnowThings
Plaxico. Fuck. It is like I have completely forgotten his days as a Steeler.
TheStarterWife
Plexico's wife is insanely hot and yet the Giants still won.
TheStarterWife
The only way Gisele could be blamed for the Patriots' debacle is if she had previously injured Brady's ankle.
With sexiness.
metroville