Hollywood Hills Real Estate Listing Brings Us One Step Closer To Mt. Mogulmore

With news that 138 acres of land just west of the H in the Hollywood sign have been put up for sale yesterday by Chicago investors, the last impediment to Mt. Mogulmore–Les Moonves’s masterplan of constructing an enduring companion monument to the nine-letter icon–is but a mere $22 million check away. Construction on the granite memorial jutting out of the 1,820-foot Cahuenga Peak (artist’s rendering above) is to begin immediately, but it’s projected it will take at least three years before the final chisels are made into Peter Chernin’s nostrils, Bob Iger’s hairline, and Moonves’s sparkling, four-foot teeth by the migrant Asian quarry workers and moonlighting WGA members hired to complete the dangerous task. Upon completion, however, we’ll have an enduring and highly visible (15 miles on a clear day!) reminder of the troika of great captains of Hollywood industry who ushered a Golden Era of peace into a strife-fraught zone.

• Land above famed Hollywood sign up for sale [Reuters]
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