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Hilton Flack Elliot Mintz Elicits Angry Statement From Nat'l Assoc. for the Advancement of Oompah Loompahs
Posted by Seth at 6:52 AM on February 12, 2008
Ringing in her 27th birthday a little early this weekend--plus the recent addition of a new litter of 13 pomerhuahuas to her ever-growing doggie menagerie--Paris Hilton celebrated by indulging her inner wild-child, throwing on a tiara, pink hair extensions, and a pair of varicose-vein-patterned tights, and table-dancing the night away at a party virtually devoid of pissy rap stars. What inspired off-again/on-again grenade-jumper Elliot Mintz to show up with a face smeared in a brownish-orange substance isn't entirely clear, however. While Mintz initially insisted the look was the result of having tripped and landed face-first into Lisa Rinna's back on his way into the festivities, the meticulous, ear-to-ear coverage suggested something else entirely:
That the fiercely loyal flack had finally succeeded in doing what publicist-watchers had long feared he would, managing to squeeze not just his nose, but his entire head and neck up his demanding client's hindquarters.
[Photo: WENN]
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lkate78
Posted 8:22 AM 12/2/08
or wear them. whatever comes first.
lkate78
lkate78
Posted 8:22 AM 12/2/08
I thought you couldn't where slackets (slicker/jackets) during Lent.
lkate78
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 8:22 AM 12/2/08
Obviously he's trying to re-create that party where Paris bravely saved the life of a nearly-crushed Oompah Loompah. That is a dedicated publicist.
Sweet Panda Love
BestFrenemies
Posted 8:22 AM 12/2/08
brownnoser.
BestFrenemies
D Day
Posted 8:22 AM 12/2/08
Hall. Of. Fame.
D Day
MAGNUM
Posted 9:48 AM 12/2/08
At least he had the decency to close his eyes before diving in.
MAGNUM
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
Posted 9:48 AM 12/2/08
Is he wearing a jacket made out of gift wrap??
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 9:48 AM 12/2/08
I think this was taken at the rebranded "Orange British Film Awards." Well, if I were Elliot, that'd be my story.
SteamyMcFirecrotch
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 9:48 AM 12/2/08
i don't believe this is true. this cannot be true.
bess marvin, girl detective
D Day
Posted 9:48 AM 12/2/08
He should have gone with the pink face and orange tie.
D Day
pixie-stix
Posted 11:02 AM 12/2/08
Mecurachrome much?
pixie-stix
Miss d
Posted 11:02 AM 12/2/08
Man, that Sheer Cover ain't that hot...
Miss d
raincoaster5
Posted 11:02 AM 12/2/08
@BestFrenemies: Genius.
I love that jacket. @SugartitsMcFirecrotch: that's exactly what it looks like, and I want it. I need a new coat for Eighties Night.
raincoaster5
BeteNoir
Posted 11:02 AM 12/2/08
I'm intrigued by the mysterious lack of orange paint between his eyebrows...I'm surprised his clearly talented makeup artist made such a faux pas! Dear lord he's beautiful.
BeteNoir
mothrafairy
Posted 11:02 AM 12/2/08
I just puked. It was orange-ish colored. Yes, I think so.
Let me compare the two...hang on....
Yes, orange-ish puke. Unquestionably.
The Doctor has been dialed--fear not fellow friends and casual observers.
mothrafairy
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Posted 11:02 AM 12/2/08
Oh, I had thought this was some kind of tragic tanning accident.
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Miss Anne Thrope
Posted 12:17 PM 12/2/08
Stick a fork in him, 'cuz he's done!
Miss Anne Thrope
Decebal
Posted 12:17 PM 12/2/08
If he wore a white tie would his face be less orange? Me thinks we are all reacting to his face because of that pinkish tie.
Although, sometimes it's good to be colorblind, no?
Decebal
grolmus
Posted 12:17 PM 12/2/08
Horrifically repulsive as this is, I can't stop looking at it. I'm drawn like a moth to a day-glo orange flame. What's with that suspiciously pink patch of skin between his eyes?
grolmus
Cacafuego
Posted 12:17 PM 12/2/08
No wonder Paris Hilton's the laughing stock of the world if THAT'S how her publicist decides to arrive at a party he KNOWS are full of paps.
On a simialr note, I was walking down Poydras in New Orleans 20-something years ago and saw a 70+ year old woman headed toward me, her face painted battleship gray (it stopped at her jaw line), except for her bright red lipstick. She was dressed in cha-cha pants and open-toe sandals and a blouse that was 30 years too young for her, while smoking a cigarette. It was not Mardi Gras. Or Halloween. Or anywhere close to either holiday. THIS is what that reminds me of.
Cacafuego
shag_carpet_bomb
Posted 1:32 PM 12/2/08
He looks like a crazy old lady from my childhood. She smelled of mouthwash and cigarettes, and tottered up the aisle a few minutes early for communion every week at mass. My parents told us not laugh, that she was sick. Later I would realize that smell was whiskey. Surely Elliot has some 'frosting' in his nose, can we get another angle?
shag_carpet_bomb
WGARefugee
Posted 1:32 PM 12/2/08
I heard he took the bronze...
WGARefugee
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 3:47 PM 12/2/08
I have been looking at it all day, too stunned to even think of a witty comment. What the fuck?? Why??? How??
It's mesmerizing.
Trixie from Toronto
britneyspearstears
Posted 3:47 PM 12/2/08
John Lennon sees orange publicists through orange spectacles.
britneyspearstears
gwendemarco
Posted 5:02 PM 12/2/08
Are we sure he's alive?
gwendemarco
mothrafairy
Posted 6:16 PM 12/2/08
@Cacafuego:
That was Miss Trixie. I believe she works at Levy Pants. She is a very attractive woman.
mothrafairy
Cultmember
Posted 7:31 PM 12/2/08
He's currently being hospitalized after Bugs Bunny tried to bite his head off.
Cultmember
KittyCarlisle
Posted 7:31 PM 12/2/08
This is clearly the tragic results of early Bond laser weaponry that terrorized us all in the classic, "Dr. No-More-Chemical-Peels". He was the sexy houseboy, "Orange Julius".
KittyCarlisle
BigBoobsMagee
Posted 8:46 PM 12/2/08
Why is he wearing my grandmothers couch?
BigBoobsMagee
anotherlovetko
Posted 3:47 AM 13/2/08
Classic. And I can think of nothing to even put a dent in the "oompah loompah" headline. Sigh, what are we gonna do without you Mark. Almost hating you at this point, man, lol...
anotherlovetko
Superstarsteve
Posted 6:04 AM 13/2/08
Elliot Mintz's "experiment" was a flop. So he just left his underground lab and headed straight for the festivities.
Superstarsteve
esharp
Posted 7:17 AM 13/2/08
@anotherlovetko: This is Seth's post.
esharp
raincoaster5
Posted 1:07 PM 13/2/08
@esharp: I always assumed there was some kind of mind meld going on.
raincoaster5
jwick25
Posted 4:26 PM 16/2/08
Hey, is he wearing one of those self-tanning jackets? You put it on, stand in the sun and wait for the rays to reflect and tan your face. He looks like a human kernel popping out of an oversize Jiffy-Pop.
jwick25
kernforfood
Posted 4:26 PM 16/2/08
actually that IS his real face. Like how jack nicholson joker needs to paint skin colour over his white face to look "normal".
What I really like is how his pink tie plays up the pink around his beady eyes and hairline. Oh and the slacket is clearly for easy wipe-up later in the night when he'll be on Paris clean-up duty.
kernforfood