Gary Busey Apologizes For Attempting To Suck The Blood From Jennifer Garner’s Neck

By now, we’ve all seen the video of Gary Busey’s vampire-like neck-raping of Jennifer Garner on the red carpet the other evening. But you might not have seen (or heard) that Busey managed to pry himself from his coffin early on Monday morning and delivered a heartfelt (yet borderline creepy) apology to Garner on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show. During this interview, we learn that The Buse also managed to spring another surprise attack on the carpet on Sunday (specifically, he interrupted a Fox News interview with George Clooney). However, as disturbing as all of Busey’s confused red-carpet lunging on The Most Important Night In Showbiz was, we found ourselves even more disturbed after learning about his “interesting odor.”

Whatever that odor may be (booze? the dreary stench of unrealized dreams?), and however perturbed the Fox anchor may have been when Gary decided to nearly ruin her chance at talking to Clooney, some of the most shocking bits of this clip occur during Gary’s on-air apology to Seacrest. As he puts it, “you are an innocent champion of honesty. Your heart has a way of embracing the truth.” Now if only Seacrest would Lance Bass the shit out of a glossy or two, we might agree with Busey for the first time in our lives.

• Gary Busey’s Apology [Red Lasso]