Don’t Make Guy Sebastian Have To Choke A Bitch…

guysebastian.jpgIf you had been thinking that Australia’s most popular virgin and Good Christian was fair game for shouted-out insults, assuming that he was too nice to do anything about it, think again!

What’s more, Guy now deals with unpleasantness in a way that is so nice, people don’t know what to do, and end up like this.

Well, maybe not exactly, but one charming schoolboy was surprised to find Sebastian having a nice, friendly word to him after said schoolboy shouted “faggot” at the former Australian Idol.

“I caught up to him and he was laughing like he was the coolest kid around,” Sebastian told Confidential yesterday.

“I just put my arm around his shoulder and said, ‘Mate, that’s not only uncalled for but it’s really offensive and you could get seriously hurt if you said that to the wrong person.

“He was trembling and I didn’t want to be aggressive at all, I was just glad to have taken the moment away from him.”

We’d like to see Guy take this one step further and become a Walking Tall-style vigilante who goes around sorting people out for their misdemeanours in homophobia, racism and sexism.

Gonna insult someone? Watch out: The Sebastian is right behind you.

And Samuel L. Jackson can play him in the Hallmark Channel movie of his life, with Ryan from The O.C. in a breakout role as the gay man Guy befriends after saving him from certain death at Mardis Gras.

Comments

  • Scheherazade

    I laughed myself silly when I read the original article this morning. Ooooh. Guy is such a hard man. Confronting a teenager – now that’s what I call “Standing Up for Your Love Rights” (compliments to Yazz). I wonder if he’ll react in the same way the next time a big hairy biker (and I mean of the male variety) insults him. I would hazard to guess that he won’t.

  • bolo

    “Faggot?” What a stupid stupid thing to call out to Guy Sebastion. “Christian!” would have been more appropriate. And ridiculing.

  • Herman

    In Idol, I’ve constantly told my partner that Gay Sebastian is indeed guy… I mean, gay. Took a while for the news to percolate.

    Don’t think we want to see him in Mardi Gras though. Object of inaffection.

    But give the guy a break… I mean, his music career is going down the toilet, he’s ugly as fark, so at least let him deny ONE thing that’s going wrong in his life.

  • Jen

    Geez that last post was full of hate.

    Guy’s career is going so well at the moment, with his latest album going double Platinum and staying in the top 10 for months, and he is getting married to his long term girlfriend in June/July.

    All the positivity around him makes him an easy target for people to have a go – how Australian is that kind of behaviour – tall poppy and all that. (roll eyes) But all it really shows is the jealousy and insecurity coming from people like Herman. Yawn!

    Good on Guy for staying true to himself and having had the most successful long-term career of any artist coming out of the Idol show.

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