Dannii Minogue’s Chandeliers Are Destroying Her Sex Life!

By Jess McGuire on February 6, 2008 at 9:14 AM

We are distraught at having to break the following heartbreaking news regarding Australia’s Got Talent judge Dannii Minogue and an unfortunate situation regarding lighting fixtures.

‘The X Factor’ judge – who recently confessed she is single and desperate to find a boyfriend – has been unable to invite anyone back to her place for weeks as the floor of her London home is covered in sparkling glass lamps.

A source close to the star told BANG Showbiz: “Dannii bought all these new chandeliers but the guys who delivered them wouldn’t put them up. She hasn’t been able to find anyone to install them and so she hasn’t been able to have anybody round for over a month – the floor is covered in bits of chandelier.

“Have anybody around” clearly being a nice euphemism for “rut in the privacy of her own home”, as far as we can tell. Terrible stuff! Whatever will Dannii do? The woman has needs, for god’s sake!

“She spends all her time at her friends’ houses.”

Ahh. Someone call Geldof and cancel VadgeAid – Dannii’s still scoring, just on the fold out bed at a mate’s place.

PHEW!

Thanks to our UK Correspondent Will for the heads up… LOVE YOU, WILLY!)

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