Call Us Cynical…

… but, dear Sydney Confidential, is it really possible to justify a special “in depth” section on your website for Krystal Forscutt? Heath Ledger we can understand, Kim Kardashian not so much… but Krystal?

Is there any depth to the massively jugged Zoo Weekly lass? We’ve perused your special Forscutt feature page and from what we can tell, it’s essentially a diary of the adventures of her norgs, with the linked pieces filled with words and terms like “busting”, “ample”, “pump up”, “personal assets”, and “naked ambition” which gives the whole thing a delightful Carry On! feel.

Krystal’s tits visit a game show!
Krystal’s tits go to East Timor!
Krystal’s tits go to Channel Seven to audition for It Takes Two!
Krystal’s tits look for property in Bondi!

Still, any excuse for a picture gallery, eh?

WE STILL LOVE YOU, CONFIDENTIAL!

We just don’t understand why you think a special Krystal Forscutt section would be appealing to people clicking their way through the maze that is The Interwebs.

Oh, right. As you were.