Brandon Davis Back To His Old Horrendous Ways… Erm, We Weren’t Aware He’d Given Them Up?

Unfortunate news for karate champ Cheyenne Tozzi – her beau Brandon Davis, the man responsible for bringing the insult “FIRECROTCH” into the popular vernacular, is not a changed man after his recent stay in Sydney with his ladylove. It would seem he’s been running amuck in Florida now that he’s escaped the vigilant watch of his martial arts-skilled girlfriend.


Word from the US is that, despite his recent “sober and slimmed down” appearance, the oil heir has slipped back to his greasy ways.

Spies from South Beach Miami have told The New York Post they saw Davis in Florida nightclubs without Tozzi, “straddling girls and playing with their bras under their shirts”.

Let’s not be too hard on Brandon and his bra fiddling ways. He was probably attempting to borrow the chesticle holders, not play with other women’s breasts. He’s still all yours, Cheyenne!

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