Boy George Doesn’t Really Want To Hurt You, Or Gay Prostitutes, For That Matter

Remember when that male escort (who we now know is called Audun Carlsen) accused Boy George (aka George O’Dowd) of chaining him to a wall and leaving him there?

Well, George has just had the first of his days in court, and has pleaded ‘not guilty‘ to the charge of false imprisonment and assault.

The 46-year-old, who shot to fame in the 1980s with Culture Club, stood outside the court and smoked a cigarette before entering the building.

Dressed in black and wearing dark glasses, the singer was listed in court under his real name George O’Dowd.

During the 20-minute hearing, he spoke only to confirm his name, state his not guilty plea and say he understood the terms of his bail.

Poor old Georgie boy, he’s really not had the best run of luck when it comes to the law, has he?

Perhaps he can write a smash hit musical about it all when it draws to a close.