Bay: Blowing Shit Up Is Twice As Awesome With FIOS

· Things Michael Bay considers awesome: Blowing shit up, tigers in his living room, fiber-optic internet access. Especially the first one.
· We completely forgot to watch The Moment of Truth last night, but thanks to Fox’s handy YouTube recaps, we got all caught up in just two minutes. We’ll never suffer through another drawn out pause between the lie-detecting robot lady’s “The answer is…” and an anticlimactic “TRUE!” again!
· Here’s a handy guide to how some celebrities are spending their Valentine’s Day. It’s interesting because they’re famous!
· Incarcerated former Prison Break star Lane Garrison and Access Hollywood are pen pals! Tomorrow: Dr. Drew reads aloud from Pat O’Brien’s sobriety diary on Celebrity Rehab.