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Angelina Jolie At The Independent Spirit Awards: Is That A Baby Bump or Burrito Bloat?
Posted by Molly Friedman at 5:41 AM on February 26, 2008
Come ON, Angie. Now you're just teasing us. After countless denials, brush-offs on CNN, and a downright refusal to fess up already, Miss Jolie showed up at the Independent Spirit Awards wearing a dress so tight we could practically see the alleged twinset kicking their way through her pretty tummy. The black form-fitting gown she wore was hardly maternity wear, and made a point to tell us that we are suckers and she is crafty. Not quite an Eff You to the press, but rather a subtle "I Know You Know What I Know" kind of gesture. Personally, we don't think Angie's obligated to shout her knocked up news from the rooftops, and we actually applaud Mrs. Jolie-Pitt's brazenly ostentatious visual shout-out. Click through to see those future Chosen Ones up close and personal.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images]
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Youdunnome2
Posted 7:59 AM 26/2/08
Does anyone else kind of love this? Maybe, just maybe, she won't sell photos of her kids this time and they can just surprise us with their beauty when they grow up and go to East Timor to do more charity work. Or go to rehab. Either way, though, I'm pleased.
Youdunnome2
nikaoh
Posted 7:59 AM 26/2/08
looks photoshopped
nikaoh
spanktastic
Posted 7:59 AM 26/2/08
Is she/isn't she pregnant, with twins, with aliens, impregnated with Billy Bob's sperm? Who cares, but he grosses the bejesus out of me. Robert Redford wore the same suit and shoes, 30 freakin years ago but back then it was stylish, innovative. Billy Bob's tapped that, Robert Redford's tapped that..... Can't Brad do anything original?
spanktastic
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 7:59 AM 26/2/08
She obviously brought her own little "independent spirits."
SteamyMcFirecrotch
hack-a-rific
Posted 7:59 AM 26/2/08
I have nothing nice to say.
hack-a-rific
MadgeicLife
Posted 7:59 AM 26/2/08
Maybe she just ate.
MadgeicLife
Friedneckbones
Posted 7:59 AM 26/2/08
I second that!!
Friedneckbones
Tiger_Tanaka
Posted 7:59 AM 26/2/08
@Benovite: Oh snap!
Tiger_Tanaka
KingHater
Posted 7:59 AM 26/2/08
I would hereby like to officially begin the campaign for the banishment of the term "baby bump" from the history of humanity and the universe.
KingHater
Benovite
Posted 7:59 AM 26/2/08
@Tiger_Tanaka: Haha I didn't even see your reply before I posted mine.
Same page! O_o
Benovite
Benovite
Posted 7:59 AM 26/2/08
Looks like Brad was channeling Robert Evans there.
Benovite
Tiger_Tanaka
Posted 7:59 AM 26/2/08
Homeboy looks like he's starring in a Bob Evans bio-pic.
Tiger_Tanaka
raincoaster
Posted 7:59 AM 26/2/08
You gotta know she already hates them.
raincoaster
SanFranBetsu
Posted 9:04 AM 26/2/08
Oh God!!! I am going to die if the "stripper turned screenwriter" starts "sporting a baby bump"!Do you think Brad would want to "tap that"?
SanFranBetsu
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 9:04 AM 26/2/08
@KingHater: "Baby bump" is my least favorite phrase in the universe, ranking higher than "mucuous sandwich" and "stripper turned screenwriter."
Sweet Panda Love
OldTowneTavern
Posted 9:04 AM 26/2/08
I don't care what clothes you put him in. He's handsome. She's handsome. Their kids are handsome. It's all too much pulchritude for words, really. I'm just mad that that garish backdrop is competing for their attention.
OldTowneTavern
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 10:09 AM 26/2/08
@SanFranBetsu: Brad Garrett, yes. Brad Pitt, not so much. Brad Renfro, well...
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Miss Anne Thrope
Posted 12:23 PM 26/2/08
@Sweet Panda Love: Or "instant classic". That one kills me, but "baby bump" is pretty gross as well.
Miss Anne Thrope
fembot
Posted 12:23 PM 26/2/08
I'm tired of the whole baby watch crap - add 'womb watch' to another disturbing term I find annoying.
they breed - so what..
fembot
jwick25
Posted 12:12 AM 27/2/08
@KingHater: There is nothing that would make me happier than the banishment of "baby bump" (and "bump watch") from human vocabulary.
jwick25
jwick25
Posted 12:12 AM 27/2/08
@KingHater: I can't think of anything that would make me so happy as the banishment of "baby bump" (and "bump watch") from human vocabulary.
jwick25