Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Kiss And Make-Up

We can’t say we were particularly surprised when we read this morning that Amy Winehouse is rumoured to be launching a signature line of clothing, accessories and make-up – it’s the celebrity way. And you know, just as we loved to douse ourselves in Impulse Spice, we wouldn’t say no, no, no (arf!) to a can of Amy Winehouse hairspray, either.

However, we were less than impressed with the way the Daily Telegraph decided to report on the ‘news’:

As if that weren’t enough, they felt the need to stick the boot in a little harder on the actual page, with the shouty caption “TOTAL TRASHBAG … WOULD YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS?” Well, we’d rather look like that than a News Ltd “Fashion & Beauty” reporter.

You lay off our Winegums, News Ltd chumps, or it’ll be handbags at dawn.