‘A Part In A Jack Black Movie Means Lindsay’s Career Is Going Great!’ Says Mother With Everything To Lose

Lindsay Lohan’s recent decision to strip down to nothing for an egregiously under-airbrushed New York magazine pictorial recreating a sitting from the last days of a similarly troubled™ screen icon was enough to raise more than a few Hollywood eyebrows; shock-starlet watchers questioned whether dabbling a freckled toe into softcore waters could lead to a headlong tumble into the dark, cokepant-strewn abyss. Most of those concerns were put to rest, however, the moment noted momabler Dina Lohan assured the world that the photos were in fact not-at-all desperate, completely non-exploitative art. Now, via an E! Online exclusive that doesn’t at all give off the pungent whiff of publicist-planted damage control, we learn that Lohan’s career is right back where she wants it to be, including a starring turn on the big screen alongside the extremely bankable and A-listy Jack Black: