Tom Cruise-related justice is swift, and it is harsh: Marc Lewis Gittleman, the man who supplied David Hans “The Sultan of Sleaze” Schmidt with the thousands of wedding photos the infamous celebrity-smut-intermediary then used to try to extort $1.3 million from the actor (who immediately contacted the FBI to prevent images of him smashing wedding cake into his new war-bride’s face from ever reaching the tabloids), was sentenced to two years of probation and $3,000 in fines. Actually, given the tragic, self-inflicted sentence the troubled Schmidt received during his house arrest, the co-conspirator escaped from the fiasco with barely a wrist-slap. [ABC News.com]