The Only Thing That Looks Good On Elle Isn’t Bryan Adams, Evidently

Our initial title for this piece was “Elle dumps Bryan Adams? Who knew they were even going out!” but we decided not to give our already shaky celeb gossip egos the battering.

Anyway, it turns out The Body has been dating Hans Moleman Canadia’s favourite moderate-rocker-turned-celebrity-photographer, and has decided she’s had enough of his womanising ways after he was found to be wining and dining Bond girls.

Womanising ways? Who knew Bryan Adams etc, etc…

Macpherson’s friends were shocked when they saw the 48-year-old musician out with Casino Royale star Caterino Murino in London shortly before Christmas.

The supermodel promptly dumped Adams and axed their plans to spend Christmas holidaying in Sydney with her two sons, Flynn, nine, and Cy, four.

“Bryan tried to play down everything, but confirmed his night out,” a friend of Macpherson’s told the News of the World.

“Elle hit the roof and dumped him.”

Even more hilariously surprising is the news that Adams has apparently been trying to help Amy Winehouse kick her drugs and booze habits while holidaying in the Caribbean.

Taking arty soft-focus nudie photos, chasing tail, acting as a detox sponsor, composing melodically pleasing mid-’90s stadium ballads – is there anything Bryan Adams can’t do?