So Sit Back And Really See You Guys, See Ya

· Was anyone else watching Vh1 last night from, say, 11pm to 11:06pm? They debuted a bite-sized pop culture rundown (”Best Night Ever”) starring the lovely, talented and wholly underrated Jessica St. Clair. We’ve been repeating her hilariously awkward outgoing sign-off all day. Edward R. Murrow, eat your heart out.
· Speaking of Best Week Ever, their listmaster supreme (aka Dan Hopper) ran down the Ten Least Sexy Nude Scenes in Movie History. Yes, chubby chasers, Kathy Bates made the list.
· Rachel Bilson wearing a star-spangled bikini = newsstand gold. Mark your calendars, this will be the first time we’ve bought GQ this millenium.
· The Soup has a rare, behind-the-scenes look of how Harvey Levin’s pitch meetings at TMZ really go down.
· Garfield sure had a bad day back on January 26, 1995.
· Our favorite line in the HD-DVD viral vid that made the rounds today was “BLADES OF GLORY? Are you FUCKING kidding me?” Also, in the context of this video, is Hitler supposed to be Bill Gates?