Nicole Kidman, Placenta Hijacker?
Once upon a time, all the townsfolk claimed that Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor made a baby on the set of high-kicktastic Moulin Rouge. Well, maybe not a baby, but they made some placenta, according to a new tome by journalist Andrew Morton called Tom Cruise: An Unauthorised Biography (you may have heard of it). Morton claims that little Placenta lived on, literally, in one of Nicole Kidman’s various homes, in the event of a paternity dispute from then-normal (and then-husband) Tom. But wait! No story about TC and baby glands would be complete without a statement from the Church of Scientology!
According to x17, Hubbard’s minions have “already gone on the record describing Morton’s entire book as ‘a bigoted, defamatory assault replete with lies’”. Replete! Replete, they say! (Were they holding torches while making this statement?) At the time, Nic, Ewan and Tom all agreed on the same story: the baby, er, placenta, was Tom’s, but the couple’s divorce months later did little to dispel any rumours that the blob belonged to Ewan. Who knew Nicole was so freaky? Oh right. She was married to Tom Cruise. For TEN YEARS. Almost.
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Bull !
Her Attoneys had the pathology lab in the hospital where she miscarried type the DNA of tissue from the miscarriage.
They had no choice. Cruel crazy Tom lied in his divorce petition declaring the marriage ended just a few days shy of their tenth anniversary. He did this because CA laws give half of $$$$ after 10 years, but not before ten yrs.
Proof that poor Nicole was pregnant by TOM AFTER he said the marriage ended was necessary bc he and his attorneys were lying.
It certainly didn’t matter to Nic if the hosptial DNA tested a tissue sample and kept it on a slide.
Cruise disspected the lady in every way, including allegations of infidelity. She grew weary after months of his many lawyers and said, “oh yeah” here’s the report, it’s YOUR DNA TOM, it’s your baby. The one you deserted when you left me.
When she cried DNA, he gave in and gave her half of everything, INCLUDING CUSTODY, for which she was fighting.
END OF STORY.