MySpacePartyTeenWhoCannotBeNamedForLegalReasonsWatch: Our Posts Are Back & Gently Amended So We Don’t End Up Behind Bars

As most of you would be well aware, we had to take down our coverage of the MySpacePartyTeenWhoCannotBeNamedForLegalReasons on Wednesday night after the kid in question was arrested. Our boss posted about this and scared us half to death with his use of long words and phrases which contained many syllables, like “sub judice contempt” and “Cell Block H”. Thankfully, with some very clever editing (well, replacing the teen in question’s name with [REDACTED] in each article), we’re now able to put ‘em back up!

- Best Party Ever!
- A trip to Frankston Maccas!
- Admiring [REDACTED]’s chutzpah!
- Planning a new party!
- The man himself is pleased with his Facebook tribute group!
- Don’t touch his famous glasses!
- [REDACTED] arrested!
- Hanging with Ben Cousins!

Now we’re off to find something better to write about. Also, anyone know of any kickarse parties happening this weekend? [REDACTED], WE’RE LOOKING AT YOU HERE.

PS: Thanks to Mess and Noise for the Slurms-photo inspiration.