Letter From The Editor

Well, HELLO – welcome to my home.

/end Brenda Dickson mode

Just a quick note to say that although Defamer Australia has had a slow, almost plodding start to the week, things should be back on track tomorrow. Our beloved Associate Editor is having a wee holiday (and by that, I mean ’short sojourn’ and not some sort of urine themed vacation) and yours truly has spent the past two days attempting to get a new phone/connect a new phone/reassure half the address book in my old phone that I do not, in fact, wish to have naughty things done to my back passage despite what the text messages sent at all hours by Bjork the drunken bandits who acquired my telephonic device at the Big Day Out would have them believe.

Tomorrow the Australian blog posts will be pumped out with frightening propensity, so you’d better buckle up and hold on.

Also, you look very pretty/handsome today. Have you done something different to your hair? Lost a little weight?

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