Kylie Promises To (Perhaps, If She Can, Maybe, At Some Point) Bring Her Tour Down Under; Defamer Australia Prepares A Skinny Latte With “Not Much Milk” In Gleeful Anticipation

Praise the gods, Our Kylie is coming home! Well, sure… technically she’s already been home, scoffing blueberry pancakes, downing skinny lattes, and frightening cafe staff with her ultra-blonde locks. But it looks like she’s definitely considering, if everything works out okay, no concrete dates but it’s on the cards bringing her tour to the Antipodes!

Pop princess Kylie Minogue says she is planning to bring her new live show to Australia as soon as possible, but has no firm dates yet

The singer would bring her show, KylieX2008, home to Australia “as soon as I can”, she said on Channel 7’s Sunrise program today.

“I know it hasn’t been announced here yet,” Minogue said.

“I just want to have in my head more solidly what the tour will be and if I can manage what I’ve planned so far.

“Of course I would love to come back here. We are plotting and planning right now.”

Wonderful news. No doubt the “we” bit refers to her and her gay husband/stylist/whatevs Will Baker, which means we’ll probably find out Kylie’s tour agenda quite shortly due to Mr Baker being snapped by paparazzi holding a large envelope with a To Do list made up of things like “FIND TINY SHINY PANTS FOR THE MISSUS”, “BUY MORE BETTY CROCKER BLUEBERRY PANCAKE MIX”, and “BOOK TICKETS TO AUSTRALIA FOR AUGUST 17TH 2008″ scribbled on it in large, easily photographed font.

Also, we rather enjoyed this bit of the story.

The former Neighbours star was honoured with an OBE in the Queen’s New Year Honours List in late December, before ringing in 2008 by singing a sexy duet with Paul McCartney.

Minogue said her family were more impressed by the OBE, but admitted sharing the stage with “Macca” came a close second.

“What a thrill to perform with him,” she said.

“I was just going, `legend’.”

Ha! How very ocker of her. “I was just going, ‘legend’.” indeed! Why not just say “I was like, fuck – this is tops, ay?” and get it over with? Adorable.