Kevin Rudd Photoshopped Into A Figure Of Physical Beauty Likely To Haunt Our Dreams Forever

News Ltd are rather concerned about Kevin Rudd. It seems our new PM has taken more time off over Christmas than some would like, and they’ve decided to voice their worries regarding this issue.

With Australians heading back to work facing soaring petrol prices and the threat of another interest rate rise, the man in charge of the country remains holed up in his plush new Sydney home.

Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, who is on leave until Monday, is staying at Kirribilli House where he is “using the time to prepare for the year”, according to a spokeswoman.

“He’s at Kirribilli going through Government briefings, preparing for the year,” she told The Daily Telegraph.

Sure, sure. Don’t lie to us, he’s been playing with his Wii!

But with Harbour views and his family by his side, Mr Rudd has refused to budge from Sydney’s most spectacular address.

“Refused to budge”? Have there been failed attempts to coax him out of Kirribilli that we don’t know about? The above sentence leads us to visualise Kevin barricading the doors, loading his rifle, chewing tobacco, and screaming out the window “Y’all ain’t never gonna take me alaaaahve!” before firing off some warning shots.

Our favourite bit about the entire article has to be the accompanying photoshopped image of the Prime Minister. For some inexplicable reason, Kevin Rudd’s lengthy holiday has inspired something straight from a gay porn site. Is there a News Ltd staffer using this story as an excuse to finally publish some of his private Kevin Rudd Wank Bank Collection works?