Hold Your Horses, Australia, Sophie Monk And Benji Madden Are Still Together!

Though millions of Australians were ready to wail in the streets at the rumoured news that Sophie “Motorcycle Dance” Monk and Benji “The Slightly Fatter And More Tattooed One” Madden were about to split, the country can breathe a collective sigh of relief – it is not so!

In a statement to US Magazine, the couple’s publicist wrote: “As Nicole Richie and Joel Madden anticipate the birth of their first child, a rep for Madden’s rocker brother, Benji, confirms that, despite reports of a split, his romance is still going strong.

“In response to recent rumors that the couple had broken up, Good Charlotte’s rep tells Us: “Benji Madden and Sophie Monk are together and very happy.”

Evidently this is such a cause for celebration that News Ltd created a slideshow to the effect of providing reverence for our greatest celebrity coupling since Tom and Nicole – which we give thanks for, as it allows us all to bask in the glory of this:

For which, we should all give solemn thanks.