First K-Fed, now Charlie Sheen as a model parent. I don't know what to believe any more.

major disaster

I had a date with Denise once, back in the early 90's. It cost me about $2,600 for the weekend.
I'm not sure which is more disgusting: Denise wanting to whore out her children so she can earn money/noteriety; or the fact that some actual judge (presumably with a law degree and everything) assumes the "best interests of the children" includes them being turned into celebutards at an early age so their Momma can earn more cash to blow rails off of some washed-up 80's hair rocker's Les Paul.

Does ANYONE in the judicial system ever watch "Child Star" horror stories? There's one on right now - it's called Britney Spears'life!! Another victory for humanity compliments of legal assclowns. I'll bet this judge wears a powdered wig.

Evanessence

I'm surprised Deni and Brit haven't become BFFs -- they are so alike.

I'm past being disgusted by "parents" that would subject their tiny children to a life of growing up in front of cameras, lights, and paps. I'm sadly aghast that a judge would think it is okay, in any way.

When I actually feel badly for what Charlie Sheen is going through, as I do, the Apocalpyse is nigh.

DianneRR

If I was Oprah, I'd be looking at Seth as the next V.P. of Programming.

impalpable observer

@Evanessence: Could the judge have been a former client? You really have to wonder .....

Trixie from Toronto

@Trixie from Toronto: Not beyond the realm of possibility. And I'm no Charlie Sheen aplogist by a damn stretch, but sadly anything this guy does for the rest of his life is tainted by past mistakes. Yet he at LEAST seems to care more about his kids (and them growing up as normal as possible)than she does. It's kind of like in criminal courts, how just because a woman is a hooker she must have bad eyesight. Or just because a guy once partied hard and did drugs with whores...that somehow he'll never be given the benefit in what's best for his kids. At least it seems Charlie's bad influence days are behind him...while Denise's are still in a rising arc. I guess Defamer can start the "OFFICIAL SHEEN KIDS CELEBRITY SELF-DESTRUCTATHON WATCH ®" now.

P.S.- Densie Richards is monkeyshit INSANE. Clinically. As in her photo is the centerfold in the DSM IV. She'd make Brit & Blohan look like rank amateurs if she had the same coverage level. Just ask Heather.

Evanessence

Is it any less disgusting when you birth the kids exclusively to raise your profile and/or trap the sperm donor? Because under that scenario, Sam & Lola are simply inanimate components of the brilliant ex-Mrs. Sheen's career plan.

I can't wait to see how Denise finagles her way into those juicy Two And A Half Men/Spin City trust funds you KNOW she's been eyeing since paternity was established. Shall we set the over/under on that civil case at eighteen months?

mr.Man

@mr.Man: As long as she leaves the therapy fund alone.

And like Charlie had no idea she was this batshit when he married her. Come on. Don't feel too sorry for him. It's surprising they lasted as long as they did. Bitch must give amazing head.

heidi

@Evanessence: I like you. You've been spot-on today.

heidi

@heidi: Just to be clear, I feel no sorrow for Charlie. Hollywood's inexplicably given him exponentially more chances than his talent warrants. My man's not exactly bringing Robert Downey, Jr's toolbox to the set.

As for what kept him around..."monkeyshit insane™" in the bedroom (and at the club...and at Dad's...and on the WB jet) has gotta be a helluva drug.

mr.Man

@heidi: Thanks (sincerely). And as far as Denise's "amazing" abilities? She's the only female I've ever heard of who can STILL manage to complain with her mouth full! You KNOW you're dealing with a total vanity case when you walk into her bedroom and in place of a mirror on the ceiling - it's a life-size photoshopped poster of HER! I think EVEN Jeremy Piven & Adrian Grenier turned down her "double-do-me" offer claiming even THEY have limits!

Evanessence

@heidi: Were you once HeidiHo? What happened to the Ho?

Trixie from Toronto

@Trixie from Toronto: Heidi found Haysoos?

scroll_lock

I saw Charlie on Inside the Actor's studio not to long ago. Yeah, I laughed hysterically at first. However, I did come away with the idea that he tries to own up to his shit and knows that he has been given more second changes than he deserves.

EvilMinion

...who names their kid LOLA?! It makes her sound like a showgirl. With yellow feathers in her hair.

NOGRUMPYS

That broad is batshit crazy! She's a talentless hack and her desire to turn her kids out proves it. Come on, who marries Charlie Sheen? A gold digging whore, that's who. I mean I would party with the guy, but marry him?! Be that as it may, I believe he has the girls best intrest at heart and hope he prevails in court!

SanFranBetsu

The rumor has always been that Denise was one of Heidi Fleiss's top working girls.

So now she wants to turn her own daughters into the same?

What's next?

Is she going to auction them off as certified virgins to the highest bidder when they turn 11?

Greasy Thumb Guzik

@Trixie from Toronto: Yes. You can make your username different from screenname, apparently. I think I got confused. hahaha

heidi

Hey, you guys talk as if Charlie was a normal guy...don't forget that he's mentally and physically abusive (as evidenced by his other relationships).

I recently worked with Denise for a month, and I have to say that she really loves her kids (they are all encompassing in her life), she's very professional, and not "batshit crazy". But work and personal lives are different things I suppose.

pkittie

Who would have thought that Sam and Lola would have been better off with that kiddie-fiddler?

sassypants

@Evanessence: What's really something is that all of the whispers about Denise starting out as an employee of Ms. Fleiss have never been actively refuted by her. No lawsuits. No nothing. I guess she can't deny it.

Readsforaliving

@Greasy Thumb Guzik: That is an absolute LIE...Denise was not even CLOSE to being Heidi's top girl!
At best she may have been 5th or 6th down the list.

Evanessence

@pkittie: PKITTIE? From PMK? Fancy seeing you here!

StaringatScreen

@heidi: I really liked HeidiHo. It made me laugh every time.

Now I just envision a girl in a dirndl, but before I envisioned a slutty girl in a dirndl.

Trixie from Toronto

If you think Denise is about to expose her children to bad shit - what do you think Charlie is doing with Two and a Half Men? I swear they just act out his diary entries...

And if Batshit Crazy can do the turn in Drop Dead Gorgeous - she can go batshit anytime she likes...

BTW - I think the comparisons with the possible futures of the kids and Britney are a little thin at best...

Miss d

@heidi: I am truly touched, but it's OK. Be true to yourself, little Heidi! We all choose to leave our ho-ness behind eventually!

Trixie from Toronto

@Trixie from Toronto: Just for you, darlin', I'll change it back.

heidi

@StaringatScreen:

PMK? I don't think so (is it the publicity firm?). There's an evil doppelganger Pkittie causing mayhem elsewhere on the internets?

pkittie