Delta May Be Latest L’Oreal Girl; We Were Hoping She’d Join The Ponds Institute
Now that Natalie “Boog” Imbruglia is – as much as it pains us to suggest as much – more or less completely worthless without her Silverchair husband Daniel Johns and was dumped from L’Oreal, it’s been whispered that another Aussie starlet could be waiting in the wings to take her place as the company’s questionably powerful mascara model of choice – Delta!
Yes, as Crystal Connors sagely said in Showgirls, there’s always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs behind you, and it looks as though Delta would be perfectly happy to break Boogs’ legs if it meant a lucrative beauty contract.
“She’s grown up, glammed up and now ready for her close up,” the source said.Any contract would be a lucrative one for the 22-year-old and will certainly have her looking her best for her pending nuptials with Irish crooner and former boy band member Brian McFadden, who popped the question last year.
It helped cement Imbruglia’s place on the celebrity stage overseas, before the 32-year-old was dumped from the star line-up which includes Beyonce Knowles, Eva Longoria, Kate Winslet and Scarlett Johannson.
The Torn singer, who pocketed $200,000 when she signed on in 2002, quipped “apparently I’m not worth it any more”, when she was axed in July last year.
Did you see that? Did you see what The Boog did there?
“Apparently I’m not worth it anymore.”
GENIUS! Bugger the makeup endorsements, give Natalie Imbruglia her own talk show!
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