It could be the divorce, it could be your massive tour, it could even be the bleach, but sweetie it’s obvious you need a vacation. I’m concerned and I care so that’s why I’m inviting you to come snowboarding in Park City UT. (as in not skiing because that’s for mentally defective people and we don’t want to put you in their company when you’re already seemingly frustrated) After a few runs down the mountain you’ll feel like a new person. Trust me. Then you can go back to the lodge, have a beer, sit the hot tub and write a hit song. You may even decide to shave or ditch the skinny jeans. I’m happy to help you find a replacement for those, perhaps ones that don’t limit your oxygen supply (which could also very well be making you feel irritable).

Now I personally prefer The Canyons Resort because it’s a little less touristy in my opinion which seriously cuts back on the amount of crazies you’ll encounter. However, if you want to be within walking distance of Main St. where all the “action” is, Park City Mountain Resort is nice too. Then again, The Canyons are only a five minute drive to main. Parking can be a bitch on the weekends and you have to pay for it but if you’d rather not I suppose you could take a taxi too.

There’s no shortage of snow this season so you could probably come at the end of March or beginning of April and be fine. However, I don’t recommend this because (A) not alot of powdery yummy snow then (B) it appears as though you will very possibly be clinically insane by then.

Much love, best of luck, watch your language, say hi to your mom for me and stop wearing the garter. It’s just strange.

Hope to see you in town!

Warmly, Lisa