Daniel Johns = Not Gay (Or Possibly Was Gay Before Being Lured Back To Heterosexuality By Breakfast Radio Host)
Daniel Johns decided to use Melbourne’s Big Day Out on Monday to put those “He’s doing it Greco-Roman style with Paul Mac!” rumours to rest with a rather succinct public announcement.
For the past few years, there’s been speculation about Daniel Johns’ sexuality. But the Silverchair frontman wants everyone to know – he’s not gay.
At Monday’s Big Day Out in Melbourne, Johns told the crowd in no uncertain terms that he’s a red-blooded heterosexual male.
“I’m not f—— gay,” he said between songs.
To show he doesn’t care what anyone thinks, Johns wore a lacy garter on stage.
You show ‘em, oh peroxided one.
We heard a rumour that Daniel’s firm declaration he loved nothing more than hunting vagina in his spare time was possibly prompted by an encounter by JJJ breakfast radio host Marieke Hardy on Saturday.
Being ruthless journalistic types (cough), we spent the entire day trying to track Hardy down in order to interrogate her about her relationship with Daniel Johns. She was a hard nut to crack, but eventually we Guantanamoed the truth out of her – here’s the official “word for word” statement we managed to “extract” from the pint sized lass.
“He kissed me hello and goodbye on the cheek – definitely a reason to proclaim rampant heterosexuality before an adoring crowd of thousands.”
WHORE! First Hamish Blake and now Daniel Johns? Leave some for the rest of us, you quick-witted harlot! We say that with love, of course.