MySpacePartyTeenWhoCannotBeNamedForLegalReasonsWatch: The Man Himself Seems Pleased With His Facebook Tribute Group
Firstly, we are pleased to finally learn [REDACTED]’s full name is [REDACTED] [REDACTEDTON] [REDACTEDEY], according to his Facebook profile. Secondly, we bring you a slice of enthused wisdom left by the man himself on the Facebook discussion board for his tribute group [REDACTED] IS A DEADSET LEGEND.
[REDACTED] [REDACTEDTON] [REDACTEDEY] wrote at 1:20am
:take it:BREAKIT ^luvin dis shit^
Ur all Tha GOOD type !!!~~~
Every1 HiT up tha ||C-nut||
Fkn (maKe) me a groUp Offica!
Sik.
Eloquent little bugger, isn’t he?
And with the benefit of hindsight, we note the following nugget of information featuring on his About Me section…
Hit me up Cos I got pix of my Abs in my photos secTion!!! ~~
Oh yea party at Mine Saturday 12th Jan.
BYO chicks and grog
No knives, rents will cracK it at me
“rents will cracK it at me” indeed, [REDACTED].
Favourite books?
-FHM
-Zoo mag - ezzo sed he saW a Genuine pussy lip in this Months one :~~~
-Ralph
-Picture - but I keeP my eyes off the fkn HomegirLs Hahaah!!
-Penthouse wen the bloke at Dandy Plaza lets Us have em’
Hold us back, cos we’re about a second of pouncing on this fellow and asking him to marry us. Whaddacatch!
Finally, we turn to his latest status update (as of 1.35am in the early hours of Wednesday morning) to see how Australia’s favourite teen party thrower is feeling during this interesting time in his life.
[REDACTED] [REDACTEDTON] [REDACTEDEY] is rearrangin the tackle baby.
Good to know.
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Just curious: Is there a “COREY DELANEY IS A TOOL” group yet? I’m eager to join it.
Re. the Corey is a tool group, sign me up too. This nothing is a legend in his own mind and that is all.
Our country is going down the toilet if this is an example of what teenagers look up to. We should just let orphaned children from 3rd World countries move in with the parents of kids like these, atleast they’d appreciate a good education, caring parents and a free roof over their heads unlike that nothing. Let Corey and those of his kind have a spell of selling their bodies on the street and eating out of a garbage bin in India.
PS: Put a shirt on that thing and a paper bag on its head quick before I have to see it on the news again.
Although his fame is totally unwarranted and he is clearly destined for nothing but failure and shame in his life I find him very amusing (hence the attraction from the world) and this is ultimately the media’s fault as the situation would have been diffused immediately if the hadn’t made such a stir.
i rekon its not all his fault maybe the media shounldnt of made such a fuss outa it!!! but yeah corey thats wiked what you done lol btw dont take of the glasses darl!! ps.the nipple pircing is HOT!!
xx