MySpacePartyTeenWhoCannotBeNamedForLegalReasonsWatch: The Man Himself Seems Pleased With His Facebook Tribute Group

corey.jpgFirstly, we are pleased to finally learn [REDACTED]'s full name is [REDACTED] [REDACTEDTON] [REDACTEDEY], according to his Facebook profile. Secondly, we bring you a slice of enthused wisdom left by the man himself on the Facebook discussion board for his tribute group [REDACTED] IS A DEADSET LEGEND.

[REDACTED] [REDACTEDTON] [REDACTEDEY] wrote at 1:20am

:take it:BREAKIT ^luvin dis shit^

Ur all Tha GOOD type !!!~~~
Every1 HiT up tha ||C-nut||

Fkn (maKe) me a groUp Offica!

Sik.

Eloquent little bugger, isn't he?

And with the benefit of hindsight, we note the following nugget of information featuring on his About Me section...

Hit me up Cos I got pix of my Abs in my photos secTion!!! ~~

Oh yea party at Mine Saturday 12th Jan.
BYO chicks and grog
No knives, rents will cracK it at me

"rents will cracK it at me" indeed, [REDACTED].

Favourite books?

-FHM
-Zoo mag - ezzo sed he saW a Genuine pussy lip in this Months one :~~~
-Ralph
-Picture - but I keeP my eyes off the fkn HomegirLs Hahaah!!
-Penthouse wen the bloke at Dandy Plaza lets Us have em'

Hold us back, cos we're about a second of pouncing on this fellow and asking him to marry us. Whaddacatch!

Finally, we turn to his latest status update (as of 1.35am in the early hours of Wednesday morning) to see how Australia's favourite teen party thrower is feeling during this interesting time in his life.

[REDACTED] [REDACTEDTON] [REDACTEDEY] is rearrangin the tackle baby.

Good to know.

Defamer Australia Post

9:29 AM on Wed Jan 16 2008
by Jess McGuire

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