MySpacePartyTeenWhoCannotBeNamedForLegalReasonsWatch: Our Partying Overlord Would Rather Die Than Reveal What’s Behind His “Famous” Sunglasses

Our man [REDACTED] can’t be too desperate for fame, as he was sufficiently spooked by a breakfast radio host’s attempts to remove his “famous” yellow sunglasses (which, for what it’s worth, we’re pretty sure are from either Valley Girl or Sportsgirl) that the party king ran away!

He later returned and naturally the interview was peppered with the sorts of bon mots we’ve come to expect from Narre Warren’s answer to Steve Rubell.

The 16-year-old from Narre Warren bolted out of the studio and fled down a fire escape after radio host Matt Tilley tried to remove his plastic yellow sunglasses, which he had kept on throughout the interview.

He was chased by several news camera operators and an anxious radio producer but disappeared.

[REDACTED] later returned to the studio and completed the on-air interview.

Before making his escape, [REDACTED] was asked if he had anything to say to his parents who might be listening.

“Sorry,” he said.

Asked if he was planning to return to home, he said: “To get my clothes and stuff”.

Asked if he ever wanted to go home again, he said: “I do sort of, but don’t know right now”.

So why the fear of having his glasses removed – is he like the pod baby from Eraserhead, whose blankets are really its skin? Will removing them cause his brain (or what’s left of it) to course splashily from his eye sockets?

Or, in a Gabbo-esque let down, will they reveal him to be Chris Lilley?